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1 month ago

Tweedle dee and tweedle dum over here.

Tweedle Dee And Tweedle Dum Over Here.

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1 month ago
I Really Wasn't Going To Show This To Anyone But I Feel Insane Right Now So Have Some Rough Ass Sketch

i really wasn't going to show this to anyone but i feel insane right now so have some rough ass sketch that took me like 6 hours to do or something

happy belated march eridan, happy belated 4/13, happy monday everyone


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1 month ago

I SAW THAT I HAD TEN GIMMICKS AND I WAS LIKE, OH, DID THEY REALLY RETURN THE DRAWING SHIT, AND THEN I SEE, FUCK, *THIS*.

I SAW THAT I HAD TEN GIMMICKS AND I WAS LIKE, OH, DID THEY REALLY RETURN THE DRAWING SHIT, AND THEN I
I SAW THAT I HAD TEN GIMMICKS AND I WAS LIKE, OH, DID THEY REALLY RETURN THE DRAWING SHIT, AND THEN I
I SAW THAT I HAD TEN GIMMICKS AND I WAS LIKE, OH, DID THEY REALLY RETURN THE DRAWING SHIT, AND THEN I
1 month ago

"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.

1 month ago

love the way you draw eridan dude

Love The Way You Draw Eridan Dude

I've got nearly a decade of lore behind him and it's hilarious because I don’t give anyone context, I've just been self indulgent. I'm happy it resonates.


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1 month ago
Comm For @marshed-mallows !!

Comm for @marshed-mallows !!


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1 month ago

> JOHN: Read Dave's messages.

Egbert’s phone flashes red, making his face glow. An arrow points to him, saying: unfazed.

You open Dave’s message, and are flashed with a large wall of red texts, as per usual. When are you ever NOT expecting to be blinded by a red screen?

Dave is sitting at his desk as he draws on his tablet.

TG: wakey wakey balls and dicky
TG: got the whole fanfare crew bustin into your room and blastin your ears off with them annoying ass trumpets
TG: they make this path for the messenger but the messenger in question is a comically large birthday cake
TG: and youre gonna be like
TG: "oh BOY a huge cake just for me? yippee ki yay!"
TG: then whip out a fork knife and bib outta thin air
Dave jumps out of the cake with a blue speedo on, the onomatopoeia “BAM!” describing it. The carapacians play their trumpets; the words “beep!” and “toot” describes it.

TG: and just when youre fixing to dig in licking your lips and shit
TG: BAM!
TG: i come bustin outta the cake wearing nothing but a speedo
TG: (dont ask why)
Egbert’s room becomes a stadium. Green aura surrounds the crowd (except around Egbert and Dave), “shit stank” describing it.

TG: then all of a sudden your room transforms into a sold out stadium full of musty fans
Dave stands in front of Egbert with his speedo on, along with fishnets, high heels, and a cape.

TG: everyone claims to be a devoted fan with their lying asses
John is looking up at Dave as Dave points at him.

TG: but you
TG: yes you dont look around actin all surprised
TG: YOU are the biggest fan of all
TG: bigger than those assholes who only sing the chorus to one song and then stand around looking dumb as hell for the rest of the concert
Dave pulls Egbert up stage one panel. In another panel, he stares at him, and the third panel is of him singing to Egbert. Egbert says “wow…”.

TG: i pull you up on the stage
TG: stare into those beady eyes of yours 
TG: and start singing this groundbreaking quadruple platinum birthday song
TG: no autotune no lip syncing just raw angelic vocals
Dave and John look at the shadow of mysterious person on stage.


TG: but wait hold up whats this
TG: some guy is up here spitting straight gold about super mario
TG: but not just any guy
TG: get ready to sit down so you can stand up when you hear
It is revealed that T Dub is standing there, rapping his lyrics from Mario Be Playin’. 

TG: mother
TG: fuckin
TG: T DUB
T DUB: ‘Cause no ones going to hit it like me
T DUB: ‘Cause Mario has a big C
Egbert and Dave walk up to T Dub excitedly as T Dub dances. The crowd is screaming and crying. 

TG: thats right
TG: t dub in the flesh 
TG: the crowd goes BANANAS seeing that dude up there im talkin guys taking their panties off and girls doing moshpits yknow what i mean?
A plate of cake made out of wax sits on the floor. It is bitten out of.

TG: after that shits over your room just reverts back to normal as if nothing ever happened
TG: stadium? gone
TG: t dub? outta there. hes a busy man
TG: fanfare dudes? wheeling me and the cake outta your house

TG: oh yeah and before you fuss about not keeping the cake
TG: i saved you a slice
TG: jk its not really cake
TG: its candle wax
TG: some cornball accidentally bit into it
TG: dont know who though
Dave smirks as he continues to draw on his tablet while listening to music.

TG: what im trying to say is
TG: happy birthday dude
TG: we got something cooked for you
TG: youre gonna shit your pants clean off your body when you see it later
TG: so yeah
TG: peace dawg
TG: ps
TG: peep the masterpiece i drew for you
TG: http://tinyurl.com/egberday
TG: aight peace dawg x2

-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] --

You click on the link to check what award winning piece Dave made this time, and great God you're blown away by his talent. If you could print this out and put the whole thing on the fridge, you definitely would. 

You plan on replying to Dave’s shenanigans in person, just so you can discuss T Dub and that wonderful comic he made for you. But for now, it’s time to move on to the next friend’s messages, don’t you think?


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1 month ago

some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it


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1 month ago
Their Beautiful Horrible Love...

their beautiful horrible love...

1 month ago
My Precious............ I Love It When He Loves His Little Interests He Brings Me Joy

my precious............ i love it when he loves his little interests he brings me joy


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1 month ago

just figured out a chapter that's been challenging me in this fic I'm writing, this is such a satisfying feeling omG

1 month ago
collu2iion2 - lu

she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

1 month ago
The Fish Guy
The Fish Guy
The Fish Guy

The fish guy


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1 month ago

she’s a poor little meow meow. she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. she’s suffered more than jesus. she’s misunderstood. she’s a silly guy. she experienced the horrors. she did all those crimes. she has done nothing wrong. she deserves to kill. she’s the most interesting girl in the world. i didn’t say a name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she?

1 month ago
Prettiest Feferi I Have Ever Drawn And Also Eridan And Sollux Are There

prettiest feferi i have ever drawn and also eridan and sollux are there


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1 month ago
Light In The Dark

light in the dark

1 month ago
Various Mistynat Doodles
Various Mistynat Doodles
Various Mistynat Doodles

various mistynat doodles

1 month ago

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

1 month ago

Worst pain

Worst Pain
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