Latest Posts by collu2iion2 - Page 11
It’s *MY* birth month and *I* get to make March Eridan into March EriKar 😤
Also bonus doodles.
pesterlog dialog for deez guyz + alt colors n closeup under cut
CA: (oh my cod kar are you seain wwhat im seain) CG: (THAT TACKY MALL COPS RUN OF THE MILL- NO MORE LIKE RUN OVER BY A THOUSAND HOOFBEASTS SIMULTANEOUSLY EXPERIENCING THEIR CHUTES CONVULSE AND VACATE THE EVER SO FRAGRANT CONTENTS OF THEIR EXCREMENT TUNNELS. LIKE THEY ALL STOPPED THEIR STAMPEDE FOR A SNACK BREAK OF GAS STATION SUSHI AND THE SIGHT OF THAT BASTARD SHOCKED THE WEAKEST MOST DELICATE OF THEM ALL TO LET IT LOOSE SUBSEQUENTLY TRIGGERING THE ENTIRE HERD TO EXPLODE IN A RIVVER OF-OH FUCK) CG: (DOES IT LOOK LIKE HES COMING THIS WAY OR-) CG: OH MY GOD HE JUST SHOVED THAT POOR WRIGGLER OUT OF THE WAY AND HES LOOKING STRAIGHT AT ME LIKE I OWE HIM MONEY HE MUST DESPERATELY NEED CG: OH FUCK. OH GOD HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD TAKE EQUIUS ON. OK, OK, OK, THIS IS FINE THIS IS LIGHT WORK! JUST GOTTA COME UP WITH A PLAN REAL FUCKING QUICK CG: ... CG: GOG WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO US?!? I MEAN SEALIOUSLY WE CAN'T BE THE ONLY ASSHOLES WHO GOSSIP ABOAT THE LOCAL MULTIPLEXCRETIA FROM TIME TO TIME
CG: UGHHHHHH I REALLY DONT WANNA GET KICKED OUT OF THIS ONE, THEYVE GOT THE BEST GRUBBLE TEA!!! SHIT I'D ASK YOUR ADVICE BUT I KNOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA SAY WE MURDER THE POOR BASTARD- OH FUCK HE'S JOGGING NOW. JUST GREAT. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN ONE OF THEM DO THAT CA: oh cmon kar put a little faith in me CA: although to be quite frank i dont think no body wwould miss paul blart ovver here like somebody needs to put him out of his misery for the dowwnright pathetic example hes settin for this fine establishment CA: oh fin dont evven start ill just threaten him a little and wwith that fuckin wwriggler toy excuse for a wweapon im sure hell back off before you can snap your gripin little clawws CG: ALRIGHT BUT DONT YOU EVEN FUCKING THINK OF PULLING THE CROSSHAIRS OUT AS "JUST A THREAT." THIS IS GONNA BE A VOCAL THING ONLY, AND SPEAKING OF EXPATIATING, WE MIGHT EVEN GET OUT OF THIS UNBANNED AND WITHOUT BLOOD ON OUR HANDS IF YOU JUST DONT. SO JUST TO BE CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR, I NEED YOU TO JUST SIT THERE LOOKING PRETTY AND SHUTTING YOUR TRAP LIKE YOU'RE BEING EXPLOITED FOR ENTERTAINMENT BY MR.FEAST IN EXCHANGE FOR A MILLION FUCKING BUCKS OKAY? YOU WOULD ABSOLUTELY KILL AT THAT KIND OF THING IF YOU TRIED, YOUR NONVERBAL BITCHFEST COMMUNICATION ALONE WOULD RACK IN BILLIONS OF VIEWS SO LETS JUST PRETEND!! OKAY?? THIS IS JUST THE FUN MAKE BELEIVE TIME PART OF OUR DATE. CG: WE CAN GO TO THAT STUPID SALAD PLACE YOU LIKE SO MUCH IF YOU JUST TRUST ME TO HANDLE THIS LIKE THE COMPETENT ORATOR I AM AND WAS ALWAYS HATCHED TO BE CG: I MEAN I DONT DISAGREE THAT SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THIS GUY DOWN A PEG BUT I DONT MEAN THAT LITERALLY SO "WWATCH YOURSHELF" OR I SWEAR TO GOD- CG: OH WHY HELLO MR MALL COP- I MEAN OFFICER!! WE WERE JUST HARMLESSLY PATRONIZING THIS- CA: listen here you ovvergrowwn frat trash wwhy dont you haul you and your little school girl baton in the other direction and do your fuckin job for a change instead of eavvsdroppin like the no life havvin filth wwallowwing pig loser scum you undoubtedly are or i promise ill make it so you wwont havve a chance in shell at employment anywwhere EVVER again CG: OF FUCKING COURSE
evil vampire.
Man Whose Daughter Died From Measles Stands by Failure to Vaccinate Her: "The Vaccination Has Stuff We Don’t Trust"
HIGHLY recommend getting titer testing done if you can, especially if you don't know whether you've been vaccinated for measles or how long ago it was. It's possible your antibodies are low, as mine were. I got an MMR booster: it was easy and unremarkable.
This is not a disease to fuck around with.
P.S. more Novavax (2024 formulation) is also available at many CVS now, for biannual vax.
(You can search this blog for Novavax or Measles info.)
Davepetasprite <3333
ITS TIME! PUT HIM IN DRAGGG!!!!
sigh. happy march. the ides of march to be exact. bewware. glub.
Sshhhhh ignore this bimbocore eridan (he came to me in a vision)
He's texting his techbro situationship btw. If you even care
me, knowing its march and immediately knowing exactly which blog I'm checking first when I log on to tumblr (hint:, its yours. its your blog)
My bad, I didn’t have a huge thing ready right on the first (other than the ask blog special), but she’s here now! (Thank youuuu)
transfem eridan truthers come here i am high fiving you. also happy march
Collab with @condescendingtamer I've done the rendering and other artist did the sketch
did my duty I can hibernate now
combining tumblr calendar events with evil intent
alternately with glasses and without glasses but with realistic vision
finally dating <3 <3
seperates below cut
wwoww its todays date. howw unexpected and extraordinary and totally impressivve
this month its gonna be a lot of march eridan from me
i hope
but idk if i can hope since eridan is a prince(ss) of hope
Naah guyz nevermind im unpredictable
hi im lu! 24 y/o white queer crip, any pronouns will do!
here 2 talk homestuck but would be amiss w/o saying please consider wearing a mask as we're still in the covid pandemic + as a fuck you to the criminalization of masks & the surveillance state + etc... + its mysterious & alluring .
(ps u can hit up a mask bloc near you or not near you, they may ship to you anyway if you can't afford masks rn)
*uses my maid of life powers 2 revive our decimated public health *
basically,
hehehe, anyway
heres a wonderful current covid resource made and illustrated by Hazel Newlevant @/newlevant
heres some internet safety guides by @/alexandraisyes that helped me, and then if you're a minor this website actually seems like a pretty great resource for support.
also check this incredibly detailed resource made by the brilliant Sam Aburime @/rainystudios if you're interested in learning about what the "anti-fan" moral panic is all about & much more
i draw occasionally and I'll try to keep any nsfw (and triggers) tagged but be warned adult content will pop up from time to time. depending
transparent edits of the sillies under the cut
part 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDD
took me quite long to draw :// i guess i could've just made this a sketch but im too ambitious and then i'm like. why did i do this. but then im like. hell yeah i did this. but im kinda tired. lol.
gay ass bitches
EriSol Week: Day 1 - Honey
Reference pose: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/445856431878509545/
YAS! Eridan suffocating Sollux with honey feast.
@erisolweek
oh man, these r for separate ideas im playing with but i wanted to put smthn out there and its kinda on theme so !!
erisolweek2024 day 1 yippee!!