People I Met For A Few Moments That Live In My Head Forever.

✶ . silly clocks <3

f2u, credit not necessary but appreciated!

worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

i'm not ghosting you, i forgot i was real

katzchenmusicareview <- thats my friends youtube you all should check out her webfishing video its so cute

also watch "gwimly's godly quest for the lost mouse." cuz its silly

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

@jaundice-flynn @untamedcrusader @lucidobserver

me when someone who has been nice to me every single time we've interacted is nice to me:

omg... you dont hate me?....