My Buddy Ol Pal Drew Me

Me when my friend sends me something that I genuinely laugh at or agree with but all my stupid dumb little man brain can muster is "💀💀" and "real"

I FICKING LOVE CEILING FANS

Did anyone else watch Sanjay and Craig growing up or was I in a delirium

Whopper Jr. With cheese and then put it in the fridge for 24 hours and then microwave for 30 seconds trust me

i set a record doing the flexibility test in gym class (i touched the wall behind the box)

Watching a documentary about ww1 and all the german soldiers look fruity as hell

Watching a Dreamtalia playthrough because my friend is and I don't have original ideas

Up thinking about when I was 12 and my buddy mat was shooting me and our other friend with a nerf gun and I got fed up and pulled a knife on him

On my way from my 4th class to an assembly I spilled my energy drink in my eye and cried and had to flush it out with water in the hallway

Me to the Olive Garden waiter before they grate the cheese on my pasta