what if you hurt me so irreparably???? what if i cry and sob like a little baby????????
for all the joke that peter would one day make tony’s hair grey because of the troubles he enounters with his Parker Luck™, he ironically wasn’t there when tony’s hair started to turn grey.
Scarlet Johannson fought so that Yelena could RUN AND HAVE FUN.
scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that
I DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THESE FICS AND NOW I NEED IT
I need someone to write a “coming downstairs in your messy bun to find your alcoholic mom sold you to the thunderbolts” fic PRONTO I need to relive my glory days (middle school) (they weren’t glory days) (I was miserable)
YOU'RE SUCH A JEEEEEEEEEEEEERK <3
im the child you bully. you don't bully children you bully CHILD and that child is ME, Jerk <3
that’s just my god given right as your big sib, sorry bitch
Peter, frantically running into the room: I need money!
Tony: You never ask me for money, are you ok? How much do you need?
Peter: Turns out my favourite milkshake place was a money laundering front for the mob and it got shut down so I need you to buy it
Tony: …
Tony: ok
Surprise
Happy birthday Technoblade <3
sometimes i wonder what it would be like to fit into society’s standards of normal. to not hate myself and my body, to be the perfect little girl my parents wanted, to not have the dibilitating trauma and a normal functioning brain. sure, i'd be boring, but i wouldn't hate myself as much as i do now. surely that's worth it. right?
This girl is an actual hero and we need to donate to her defense fund please
sir….