Just saw a GIF of Clint Barton in casual clothes holding a bow and am now convinced that in universe he has the same famous person situation as Tony Hawk. He is completely unrecognized in public unless in the vicinity of That One Object. ‘It’s random middle aged guy.’ He picks up a bow. ‘Holy shit it’s Hawkeye!’
How to support your local DID system:
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Dean Winchester does not know how to have a normal friendship because his only 'friends' growing up were his family, Sam and John, because John isolated them to keep them compliant. This means that when Dean starts making friends post John's death, he treats them like family, and his treatment of family is an intense devotion that he would lay down his life for. He loves his friends and Dean Winchester's love is fierce and all-encompassing. All this to say, of course all of Dean's besties (Cas/Benny/Crowley) fell in love with him? These lonely interlopers who do not quite fit into the categories laid out for them, who are set aside from their peers and left out in the cold of only observing belonging but never touching it. Of course they felt the warmth of Dean, who feels things like a wildfire, and threw themselves headfirst into the blaze?
*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*
Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*
Thunderbolts:….
Yelena: that is so uncool
Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-
Enemy: ??
John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?
Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?
Ava: apologise.
Enemy: what….
Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect
Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….
Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool
*Fight resumes*
Bucky being torn between what used to be his and what used to be steve's <3
“do we think yelena picked nat’s room” WRAP IT UP
Tony, texting in the avengers group chat: Good morning people!
Thor: Morning human
Clint: Good morning
Steve: Good Morning!
Bruce: good morning.
Natasha: Good morningg
Tony: You guys are boring, spice it up a bit for God's sake.
Bucky: I hope you mfs fall off a rooftop and die.
Bucky: Not Steve though, good morning Steve.
i NEED Grian to go full psychological horror on the hermits with the permit office. i need multiple layers of permit waiting rooms each that plays a more distorted and unsettling version of the please hold music as you go deeper, I need there to be a constant static buzzing being played I need the lights to flicker, I need grian to stand ominously at the end of hallways just to disappear behind a corner
Sam: Happy pride month, Cass
Castiel: Pride month? There is a month to have pride?
Sam, snickering to himself: Yeah
Castiel: Then I choose to be proud of Dean.
*Sam wheezing in the background*
Dean: Cass no—