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A dragon who decides to hoard mint and various types of mint plants (and not knowing that mint has the mushroom’s blessing of inevitability were ever its planted) can go one of two ways.
1: The dragon is absolutely horrified as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. Its gold? Mint. Its gems and goblets? Mint. Its stores of wine? Mint. No matter what they do they can’t get rid of it.
2: The dragon is delightfully ecstatic as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. It’s a self growing hoard. No matter what any adventurers or knights do, they can’t get rid of it.
🍞 No buns today, just a loaf of sourdough! 🐰
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bitmap pixelart based of a cyberpunk2077 screenshot. Converted the screenshot to bitmap before spending way too much time editing it pixel by pixel
the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.
They-a all finding out I'mma transphobic now, so I gotta do a heaping spaghetti pile-a of disinformazione!
I see-a no differencia! Love is-a love!
I gotta no problem with-a the trans ladies! None! Swear on-a the Holy Father! All those girls they got-a banned from-a my website, that was one grande coincidence, signores!
If the trans lady, they want to get-a "La Surgery", Imma molto bene with that too! If they got-a no little prosciutto no more, they not-a gonna post it, they not-a gonna make me upset!
Not that I was-a upset before, I mean! No no no signore! I'mma molto O.K. with-a everything, whether it'sa natural or no!
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name's Val ■ she/they/it kinda dyke ■ ⚧ ■ might interact with nsfw stuff, unsupervised childs, please go away ■ if u look like a bot your ass is getting blocked
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