Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!
Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him
Belle: That's not better!
"And love is when someone who even knows your scars, stays to kiss them." - Benjamin Griss
Cuties I love them sm!!!!
Enid : Did you have to stab him?
Wednesday : You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Enid : Oh, what did he say?
Wednesday : "what are you going to do? Stab me?"
Enid : ......
Thing : ......
Enid : Yeah that was his own mistake.
Thing : -Fair-
what do you mean there’s no compilation on youtube of every interaction my favorite little gay ghost boys? what has our world come to?
i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before
Marauders Era as Annabelle tweets
James Potter
Sirius Black
Remus Lupin
Lily Evans
Regulus Black
Marlene McKinnon
Dorcas Meadowes
Has this been done yet? I genuinely don't know
“babe get up youre scaring the pedestrians”
Rumple + text posts 3
(-> part 1, part 2)
I just want them to have a chaotic friendship