Stain arc đ
these are some of the most wild (out of order whoops) parts from the wednesday season 1 movelization like iâm genuinely going insane at this
also not to mention all of the little scenes that arenât in the show: them locking arms, grabbing hands, wednesday putting her fingers to enidâs lips to shush her, enid knocking against wednesdayâs shoulders and elbows and wednesday not minding it iâm going to pull my hair out
Famous Actor Remus Lupin and Famous Singer Sirius Black, Wolfstar Getting Back Together with a Happy Ending!
âGood evening, and welcome to Celebrity Insights, the show where we give you an insight into the lives of your favourite celebrities!â The pretty hostess beams into the camera. âI am here with one of the biggest actors of the moment, and one of the stars from the most-anticipated movie of this season, Mary McDonaldâs latest work Wanderings with Werewolves, none other than Gilderoy Lockhart!â
People cheer, and Gilderoy Lockhart throws his thick, wavy hair back with a flourish, while giving a practiced wave to the audience.
âI must say, itâs an honour to have you here, Mr Lockhart!â
âIt is,â Gilderoy confirms. âBut please Marlene, call me Gilderoy.â
Marlene chuckles. âAlright then, Gilderoy. First we need to talk about your new movie! Mary McDonald is known to be very demanding of her actors, requiring them to give each character a deeper layer. Was this challenging for you?â
Gilderoy laughs. âI can imagine it might be challenging for some actors, but for me, it just comes natural. So no, I canât say I found it challenging.â
Remus snorts as he stuffs another piece of chocolate into his mouth, sitting cross-legged on his hotel bed in front of the telly. The guy had nearly driven Mary to despair! While Mary had tried to keep reporters and fans away from the set, Gilderoy had cared more about having his picture taken and handing out autographs than getting into character. Remus had managed to convince him to practice lines with him, but only by swallowing his pride and stroking Gilderoyâs ego by making him think Remus needed his help.
âWell Gilderoy,â Marlene says with a cheeky smile. âThere is of course one thing we need to talk about...â
âAlright, Iâll say it!â Gilderoy laughs. âYes, these really are my real teeth.â He gives the audience a toothy smile. Only a few people cheer.
âThatâs... lovely,â Marlene says. âBut not what I meant. We need to talk about your on-screen romance with Remus Lupin turning into an off-screen romance!â
The audience whoops and whistles.
âSo tell us everything! How did you two got together?â
âAs it turns out,â Gilderoy begins. âRemus has always been a huge fan of mine. When I arrived at the set, poor guy was totally star-struck. But I did what I could to make him feel at ease, and even helped him with his acting, and eventually he gathered up the courage to ask me out, and I thought, why not?â
Remus groans into his pillow. Of course. Of bloody course he was going to paint Remus as some lovesick schoolboy gushing over him! Remus had wanted to come up with a story together in advance, but Gilderoy had said âWhile some actors may need lines for everything, the more naturally gifted ones can improvise.â He had told Remus not to worry, to just watch tonightâs live show, and stick to the story he would come up with.
Marlene laughs awkwardly. âIâm sure you mustâve thought something more than âwhy notâ? I mean, itâs Remus Lupin! The hottest actor of the moment, widely acclaimed by film critics, and overall fan favourite! I can imagine you were ecstatic!â
âRight,â Gilderoy says. âOf course, itâs nice to date a fellow actor. Itâs in my nature to help others when I can, and I donât mind imparting my wisdom, so to say. Remus was very grateful for my advice, and you could tell I made his performance better.â
âItâs not like he was struggling before,â Marlene says, trying to keep her tone light. âHe has already won two Oscars, after all.â
âWell, he has always admired my work,â Gilderoy smiles. âIâve always been an example to him when it comes to acting. Did you know his Oscar-winning performances were actually inspired by me?â
âAnd yet, youâve never won an Oscar yourself,â Marlene says sweetly.
Gasps can be heard from the audience, and Gilderoyâs face flushes in anger.
Marlene blinks, seemingly startled by her nasty reaction herself. Sheâs not afraid to ask the tough questions, but her show prizes itself on always keeping a friendly vibe and making the guests feel at ease. âEh, right. Letâs... Letâs go to some questions from the audience! Yes, you love! What would you like to know?â
A girl in the audience gets up, and Remus groans. Sheâs wearing a Mischief Managed shirt, and Remus already knows what sheâs going to ask.
âHello Mr Lockhart! I was just wondering, how do feel about Remus being Sirius Blackâs ex?â
Someone was bound to bring up Sirius. He and Remus had been societyâs it-couple. The most beloved actor of the moment, with his dazzling smile, warm eyes and angelic-like beauty, and the best musician of the moment, with his undeniable sex-appeal, bad boy appearance, but heart of gold. People had loved them together, had been obsessed with them, and many still hadnât accepted the break-up. Remus can relate.
Gilderoy ostentatiously rolls his eyes. There might be some spite there. âI donât care,â he says in a haughty tone. âIf anything, it makes me think it must be quite an improvement for him to be with someone on my level. If he was dating some ignorant rock star before, he must be very happy to be with someone with some substance.â
âBooooo!â Remus throws a pillow at the TV, which only results in making his hotel bed less comfortable. By the sound of it, the audience seems to agree with his sentiment, only they have no pillows to throw. Remus gets that itâs no fun to be compared to someoneâs ex-boyfriend, especially when that ex-boyfriend is bloody Sirius Black, but Gilderoy doesnât have to go and talk shite about Sirius!
âIgnorant?â Marlene raises a perfectly manicured eyebrow. âSirius Black has never struck me as ignorant. Heâs never afraid to voice his political opinions, and even in his music, he sometimes addresses quite heavy themes. And if you listen to Lie Low with You, the lyrics are so deep and profound...â
The song Sirius has written about the break-up is his greatest hit so far, topping the charts all over the world. The song is constantly being played on all radio stations. And isnât that just splendid? What could be more fun than hearing the song your hot and famous ex-boyfriend, who youâre quite possibly still very much in love with, wrote about your break-up every-bloody-where you go?
The song isnât nasty. Itâs heart-wrenchingly beautiful, not nasty. The break-up wasnât nasty. There was no arguing, no fighting, no shouting, not even simply falling out of love. They broke up because of practical reasons. And somehow, that makes it even worse.
When they met, Sirius had just finished his American tour, and was searching for inspiration for new music, and Remus had just wrapped up filming, and had decided to give himself a break. They had all the time to just be together. But then life came and disturbed their precious little bubble where nothing else existed but each other.
Siriusâ management was pressuring him to do an European tour, and Remus got casted in Mary McDonaldâs new film. Itâs hard to be in a long-distance relationship. Itâs extremely hard, if not impossible, to be in a long-distance relationship when you have no idea when youâll be able to see each other again, when youâre both so busy youâll barely have time to even call, when youâre constantly surrounded by reporters whoâd love to stir up any drama between you and people throwing themselves at you wanting your relationship to fall apart. The memories of their time together were so good, they didnât want them to be tainted by inevitable miscommunications, suspicions, and false accusations. No, better to end it before it went sour.
So they did the smart thing and it was all for the best. Well, if you ignore the fact that Remus is still desperately in love with Sirius, and feels like heâs been walking around with only half of his heart these last months, that is.
Gilderoy looks thoroughly unimpressed with Marleneâs defence of Sirius. âIf you say so,â he says in a slightly mocking tone. âI wouldnât know. I donât listen to his music. My taste is more... refined than that.â
âI must say, I admire your confidence,â Marlene laughs, in an attempt to lighten the mood. âI honestly donât know if I could be so calm about it if I were dating someone whose ex is widely considered to be the most eligible bachelor, and who has been voted Sexiest Man Alive three times in a row!â
The audience laughs as well, but Gilderoyâs expression darkens. The spite in his expression is now evidently clear, and that canât be good. âBlack is no competition,â he says firmly. âAt all. Whatever he and Remus had, it was never real. Remus told me himself that sure, Black was nice to look at, but nothing more, and he quickly grew bored of him. There was nothing meaningful between them.â
Remus can only shake his head in stunned disbelief at the blatant lie.
Marlene frowns. âThatâs... contrary to everything we saw of them when they were together.â
âOh, yes,â Gilderoy says, really getting into it now. âIt all looked great on camera, but that were all appearances. There were no real feelings, believe me. Remus just couldnât connect with Black. Remus told me that, at times, Black had quite a temper, and the rest of the time he was just detached. Like someone who was, say, under the influence of drugs and alcohol.â
Marleneâs jaw tightens. âThose are dangerous insinuations, especially when uncalled for and unfounded. We will not make such insinuations in this programme.â
Gilderoy laughs and holds up his hands. âIâm not insinuation anything! Just making an observation. Like how itâs also an observation addiction runs in the family for Black.â
Remus is seething. How dare he! Remus can and will deny it a thousand times if he must, but it has been said, and the implication will linger.
Sirius grew up with an alcoholic, violent father, and his younger brother nearly died of an overdose just last year. Sirius hates drugs and alcohol, and wonât touch them!
Gilderoy has to wait before he can continue, due to the loud booing coming from the audience. âAnyway,â he says airily, throwing his blond hair back. âRemus says Black canât hold a candle to me, and heâs just happy to be with a real man, who knows how to satisfy him,â he adds with a wink.
Remus wants to gag and laugh at the same time. Gag because, gross. And laugh at the idea that Sirius wouldnât have satisfied him. If he just thinks back on those nights with their bodies intertwined while nothing else existed...
Remus is pulled away from his thoughts by his phone ringing. His private phone only a few people use, which means it must be Lily, his PR manager, to yell at him for saddling her with this PR nightmare of Gilderoy painting him as an arse-kissing twat who talks shite about his ex.
He starts pacing the hotel room, to release some of his frustration, while he picks up the phone. âI swear, I had no idea what that fucker was going to say!â
âNever real?!â The voice on the other end of the line asks incredulously.
Remus stops in his tracks upon hearing that voice. While heâs been hearing that voice in every car, every store, every bar heâs been in these last weeks, it still feels like he hasnât heard it in forever. âSirius...â
âNothing meaningful? What the hell, Remus?â
Remus feels something warm swell in his chest at hearing that, despite all the shite Gilderoy said about him, itâs the suggestion that their relationship wouldnât be real thatâs making Sirius angry. âLook, Sirius,â Remus says, running a hand through his hair. âI swear to god, I never said any of those things! That pretentious stuck up bastard made it all up himself.â
âYou and your boyfriend have some weird pet names,â Sirius replies.
âHeâs not my boyfriend.â
Even though Remus canât see Sirius, he can just picture him arching an eyebrow. âYou might want to inform him of that.â
âItâs a fake relationship,â Remus explains. âHis management contacted me, saying how it would be good for both our media coverages, and great publicity for Maryâs work... You know how these things go.â
âI thought you hated that kind of fakery?â Thereâs disapproval in his voice, yes, but Remus also thinks his voice sounds somehow lighter, though that might be just his imagination.
âWell, as it turns out, I hate it even more to be constantly bombarded with questions about my love life and...â Remus doesnât finish his sentence, but the word âyouâ hangs heavily in the air.
The reporters really had been awful.
âRemus, why did you and Sirius break up?â
âMr Lupin, do you think your relationship with Mr Black was a mistake?â
âIs it true you and Sirius Black were engaged before you broke up?â
âRemus, do you agree with the speculations that the entire âMoonless Nightsâ-album was written about you?â
âWhat do you make of Sirius Black being spotted with Fabian Prewett, Remus?â
Each question made Remus want to rip his heart out. Remus had tried to do it the proper way. He had placed himself in a vulnerable position and made a statement saying that he was going through a difficult time, and needed space to heal, and requested the reporters to give him that space. They didnât.
Remus doesnât feel bad about feeding the reporters a fake story, as they blatantly ignored his mental health to get their headlines. Questions like âIs it true that you had a thousand flowers delivered on set to win Gilderoy Lockhart over?â âWere you and Gilderoy already together before you started filming?â âAre those Gilderoyâs real teeth?â make Remus want to puke, but thatâs a hell of a lot better than ripping his heart out.
âYeah, it was hard to be constantly confronted with it,â Sirius agrees. âIn hindsight, writing that song about our break-up thatâs constantly following me around might not have been such a good idea either.â
Remus snorts. âYou think?â Then he sighs. âIâm going to end the pretend-relationship with Gilderoy anyway. Even fake, I donât want to be with someone who would say those things.â
âYou shouldnât be!â Sirius says firmly. âHe was totally belittling you and your career!â
After a moment of silence, Sirius asks âIt was real, right?â and thereâs a rare vulnerability in his voice.
The warm feeling is back. Gilderoy basically called Sirius an ignorant drug-addict, and here he is, angry that Gilderoy wasnât respectful enough towards Remus. God, he loves this man. Oh god, he loves this man.
âDo you even doubt it?â Remus asks quietly.
âWell, I have it on good authority youâre quite a decent actor,â Sirius laughs, but Remus can hear the anxiety in his voice.
âIt was never an act with you, Sirius.â
Sirius lets out a shaky breath. âIt was the realest damned thing Iâve ever had in my life.â
Remus swallow against the lump in his throat. âYou were the one real thing in a world full of fakery.â
âDo you...â Sirius begins hesitantly. âDo you think that maybe weâve... made a mistake?â
YES! Remusâ mind screams. YES, YES, YES!
âI donât know,â he says carefully. âI suppose we had valid reasons at the time...â
âIt just seems a bit silly now,â Sirius says. âEnding it because we didnât want to end up unhappy, and what did that result in?â
âAre you unhappy, Sirius?â Remus asks quietly.
âI just... miss you so damned much, Remus.â
âMe too.â Remusâ voice breaks. âI miss you too.â
Both of them fall silent again, except for the ragged breaths while they try to control their emotions.
âI could get on a plane,â Sirius suddenly says. âIâm in America at the moment. I donât have any performances planned for the weekend, only some interviews, which I can by video call. I could get on a plane and be with you.â
Remus opens and closes his mouth, his mind racing. âI donât want you to get on a plane,â he eventually says. âIf itâs only for the weekend. If you do get on that plane, I want us to actually try this time. You and me, giving it a real chance. Otherwise, please donât bother.â
From Marlene McKinnon:
Rem, I donât know Gilderoy very well, and I donât want to be judgemental of your relationship, but I need you to know that I almost punched your boyfriend in the face on live TV.
From Lily Evans:
Well, that was a train wreck. Iâll drop by tomorrow so we can talk about what to do, and what statement you want to put out. And Remmie, donât worry too much, okay? It reflects worse on him than it does on you.
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Remus sends Marlene and Lily a quick reply, and scans through the headlines, feeling relieved that Lily seems to be right. Heâs too anxious to really read any of the articles, however.
The smart thing to do is to text Sirius the name of his hotel, so that when his plane has landed (He mustâve gotten on the plane. Yes, he most likely got on the plane. But what if he didnât get on the plane? Oh god, he didnât get on the plane!), he can come to see Remus, and they can talk face-to-face about where they both stand and what they both want, without drawing too much attention. Yes, staying here and waiting for Sirius to arrive (If he arrives!) would definitely be the smart thing to do.
Ten minutes later, Remus is sitting in a cab on his way to the airport. Unsurprisingly, his arrival at the airport lobby causes quite a stir.
âOh my god, is that-?â
âYes, yes, it is!â
âIs that really Remus Lupin?â
âIt has to be! Who else has eyes like that?â
âI canât believe Iâm in the same room as Remus Lupin! I canât believe Iâm breathing the same air as Remus Lupin!â
âI hope heâs fleeing the country after saying those things about Sirius Black!â
âI hope heâs fleeing the country to get away from Gilderoy Lockhart as far as possible!â
âHeâs so beautiful, it hurts my eyes!â
âI donât think thatâs biologically possible.â
âDo you know whatâs not biologically possible? To be that beautiful!â
âHis hair looks so soft, I just wanna run my fingers through it!â
âGreat. You can immediately get his autograph on you restraining order.â
Remus ignores the buzz of voices around him, and searches the crowd, getting more anxious by the minute. Suddenly, he sees a man standing near the end of the hall. Heâs wearing sweatpants and a hoodie with the hood pulled up, covering his hair and obscuring most of his face, but Remus recognizes his slightly too upright posture, that he never quite learned to shake from his upbringing, and the way heâs opening and closing his hands, which he always does when heâs nervous. When his eyes meet Remusâ, he knows for sure.
Remus starts to run. Well, he is an actor, after all, and he does have a taste for the cinematic dramatics. He throws himself into Siriusâ arms and Sirius hugs him tight.
âSirius,â he whispers.
âI got you,â Sirius speaks against his hair. âI got you, and Iâm never letting you go again.â
When Remus pulls back slightly to look Sirius in the eyes, heâs vaguely aware of talking all around him and the clicking and flashing of cameras, but his attention is mostly drawn to those silver-grey eyes, with a sparkle that hadnât been there all those times he saw them on a television screen these last months. âYou came.â
âOf course I came,â Sirius smiles. âHow could I not? I love you.â
âI love you too,â Remus says, and the words come easy as he pulls Sirius into a kiss.
The situation with Gilderoy is still a mess, and being spotted kissing his hopefully-no-longer-ex-boyfriend in public will only make it worse, but he canât bring himself to care.
Itâll be okay. Theyâll be okay.
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"but they are not canon"
Do I look like I give a fuck
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*please
Enid: i canât believe weâre stuck in this room together
Wednesday: *swallowing the key* Truly unfortunate
i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
steampunk erasermic family bc steampunk aizawa in the popularity poll color spread has done things to me
air jail
Because mys could have been better
Aaron and Aph have a matching tattoos of their old game users
You can't tell me that Aaron, Katelyn, and Lucinda don't have tats Aaron has a sleeve on his right arm that goes over to his chest. Katelyn has a neck tat with a flora print and a sword on her spine and a cluster of stars on her left foot. Lucinda has the moon phase on her collar bone, a vine that wraps around her leg from hip to her ankle. as well as some random ones on her back.
I hate the mask that Zane wears. he doesnât wear it he just put a a lot of powder to cover his freckles.
KC goes by Nana in mys and mcd cause i hate her canon name. She is also trans mtf cause i said so and i think she is trans coded(?) zane is also trans so t4t
Travis is a college drop out but in his late twenties he want back to to finish. itâs was just a 2 year degree but still.
Sasha periced Aphmauâs ears in pdh. (they also may or may not have kissed but yk)
Katelyn has the side of her head shaved while the other is long.
Aaron wanted to be a video game developer ever since he was small but never was to do it. mainly since he never finished college
Nana is a vegan cause i said so
Travis has a tongue spilt. he said it made him look cool. he also has the most piercings along with zane and lucinda.
Speaking of piercings Katelyn has a whole bunch but they are fake bc she canât stand needles.
Zane loves indie folk music
Zane never stop wearing eyeliner and became super good at as the years went on. He can also do a full face but never wore them outside of his home. he would do aphmauâs and nanas all the time. His mother taught him almost every he knows abt makeup.
Sashaâs character design was such a miss opportunity. so she is a hard core goth by the time she was out of college. the hair the makeup every thing and she look so good doing it.
i also read a hc that Sasha and Travis are awkward cousins and i love that
Katelyn is a huge wine person, which is ironic cause people would think she would hate wine. The only people who know this are Nana and Aphmau. Katelyn hides things that she like a lot.
Toney and Ivy are dating cause i said so, Ivy's 'crush' on Garroth was pure comphet. They are both lesbians'.
Nana and Aaron became really close over the years mainly in S5. Aaron may or not have lowkey threatened Zane whenever they started dating.