The Octupus Has 8 Flintlock Pistols

can people with harry potter urls just not fucking follow me

i mean this completely seriously but… a cup of coffee can save your life a little, a shower can save your life a little, making your favorite meal can save your life a little…….little things actually add up to really big things in the long run if you let them, the secret to surviving everyday is infusing a little bit of magic into the mundane i truly believe that

💪🐟 MY GENDER IS UNDYNE???

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

mwah is a very important word

“Humans are inherently selfish--" Then why do so many cultures value hospitality, to the point of dictating it in their religions? Why is it so common for hosts to offer their visitors their best food, and as much of it as they can? At some point, multiple cultures decided that they knew what it felt like to be alone and vulnerable, and promised each other to never let those who stay with them feel that way. That doesn't sound very "inherently selfish" to me.

i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

The trans girl you have a crush on is literally never going to get the hint, you gotta fucking tell her, now, go do it.

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me (do people use kofi for that or tumblr's built in system? Let me know what you prefer) or buying a print or sticker here! (STORE DOWN 7/28) If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

this is phrased like picking the right dialouge tree in a game

My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t