2003 Clone Wars Is The Literal Definition Of The Crack Treated Seriously Tag

Rex, punching the door control panel: CODY IM BACK Rex, jumping up and down: IVE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH Rex, knocking over a crate on purpose: OOPS SILLY ME Rex, letting off a couple of blaster bolts: I SURE HOPE I DONT WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER Rex: Rex, just in case: *SHRIEKS* Cody: FOR FUCK'S SAKE GENERAL KENOBI ISNT HERE

I love reading fics about OTPs having mental bonds and things like that, but they’re always so profound. It’d be so much more entertaining if they still thought like normal people. Imagine this stuff:

“You’ve had that song stuck in your head for days. It’s driving me nuts, too.”

“Why are you making a grocery list in your head while we’re having sex?”

“Is that really what you think about my ass?”

“Stop projecting so much belligerent boredom. I love this TV show.”

“No, you didn’t forget to lock the door. You can quit fixating on it now.”

“Yes, that sounds much better in your head.”

“Is that really who you’re daydreaming about naked?”

“Less homicidal thoughts about your annoying coworker right now, please. I’m in a meeting over here.”

“It’s coffee you’re craving. Go get some. And bring me some. You made me want it, too.”

“Thanks for the road rage thoughts. I’ll take the back roads home. See you in an hour.”

“If you think ‘knit, knit, purl,’ one more time, I’ll stab you with those needles.”

someone take my pinterest away

my favorite flavor of codywan whump: when Obi-Wan just hates himself so much that he works himself to the bone— more than fanon typical— and is just fueled by a cycle of “i’m not good enough” while Cody who’s never been taught anything about mental health puzzles over why his jedi that he loves so much does this to himself

specifically when Obi-Wan’s perspective is just heartbreaking in an amazing angst way and I’ve been craving it recently so if anyone has recs please share

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

Attack of the Cody

(I wonder who my favorite clone is)

...well what the fuck was I supposed to say to that

Pez Vizsla

Autocorrect inspired art

For @tapemonkey21 based on their fic

hormonal young adult idiots obi-wan and cody so sillyyyyyy