They’re Canceling Me For The Way I Deal With Grief. Also For All The Severed Heads And The Bombings

Selina Kyle #12

What's a headcanon you have for this character?

this is less a headcanon and more of a personal preference regarding her character, but although I've appreciated wildly different versions of her, I definitely like it better when she's acting more as a self-serving solo thief than a community ~wrangler. she always struck me as a loner, someone with a misanthropic worldview and a nihilistic streak after the world has tried its best to snuffle any kindness within her. that's still there, and when she bonds with people (always as individuals, and often one at a time) it's very intense and she'd go to the end of the world for them. until the commitment phobia hits and she needs to put miles between them immediately lol.

On my hands and knees begging her to give me a chance

would you give her your cred*t card info

my favourite part of the Wayne Kids being, you know, the Waynes, and popular celebrities is the fact that these are teenagers and young adults who are given ... celebrity powers. and i know they're stupidly petty with them. every time you log onto twitter you'd see 3 of them engaged in a sibling argument, completely uncaring that it's being broadcasted to thousands of people

Dick, tweeting: Tim stole my sandwich today, hey siri how do i un-adopt a sibling?

Tim: ??? I didn't steal your sandwich??

Dick: Then who did??? It was there this morning and you were the only one in the manor the entire morning??

Tim: Dick, my unfortunately kind of favourite brother, I was not in the manor today

Dick: YOU WEREN'T?!?!?

Tim: no, I've been in my apartment all week. did you hallucinate me?? LMFAO

Cass: I was there this morning.

Dick: Oh. No wonder then??? You 2 look too similar, one of you needs to cut your hair

Tim: Not it

Cass: . . .

Tim: on second thought, maybe it's time for a haircut

Cass: :D <3

Tim: Love you too, Cass

Random Twitter User, quote tweeting the last tweet: So did you ever find out who took Dick's sandwich????

Cass: Jay did.

Dick: JAY DID?!?!?

Cass: Oh. Did you not know?

Dick: NO?!????

Cass: Oh. @/jason start running. Sorry.

Steph: Guys Jason might deadass die again Dick is ONTO him

Random Twitter User: ... Again?

Steph: hardly the point rn, jared

Babs: Why did Jason just climb in my window asking me to hide him

Tim: he's running from Dick, lol

Babs: Oh, why?

Tim: he ate his sandwich

Babs: Got it, he's hiding behind my couch now, screeching about Cass betraying him.

Dick: BABS DON'T MOVE. DON'T LET HIM LEAVE.

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Ollie and Dinah

22

With chicken

My beatles side blog -

@cloudyboudy

Im much more active there lol

A quick evening trip to the convenience store

Bonus:

Actual 9 year old Dick Grayson, strapped into his booster seat, currently throwing a fit in the Batmobile because he ate all the elephants out of his animal crackers, “Zitka nooooooo!”

Batman, 22 year old new father, on the phone with Alfred because he has no idea if this is normal or trauma, “whatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoidohewontstopcryinghelpmeplease”

batman '66 catwoman on her throne