Cloud-cryptic - Just Passing Through

(Koala lent him the boots.)

Starbucks funded the police in Atlanta so here’s their recipes

THANK YOU MARCUS TO FOR YOUR SERVICES

Why and where did the fr*nch crabs come from

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Opposite shipping

Zane fighting Kai’s self doubt (the first one is an incorrect quote.)

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Kai with the self doubt: I wouldn’t even date myself.

Zane: Your standards must be impossibly high then.

Kai:

Kai: You smooth, motherfcker.

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Kai after having a fight with Wu: I’m not good enough.

Zane: You’re better than good. You’re magnificent.

Kai: *blushing*

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Kai, looking at the night sky: I wish I was a star.

Zane: But you’re already five stars.

Kai: Zaaaaane.

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Kai after having to stay in bed due to an injury: I’m so stupid.

Zane: Stupidly hot.

Kai, turning red: Oh my god.

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Kai: Am I ever going to find love?

Zane: Well… I did. And I’m looking right at him.

Kai:

Kai, after connecting the dots: FUCK! WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD!

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After getting married…

Kai: Zane?

Zane: Yes?

Kai: Can you give me a pick me up? I don’t feel like myself right now.

Zane: I see. Well, can I order a date in ten minutes?

Kai: Pffft.

Zane: Veggie burger, medium fries, and a medium strawberry raspberry smoothie ordered at your favorite fast food.

Kai: Zane.

Zane: Then get the best seats in the house watching the most finest of cooking served with garlic bread as a side to go with your dinner.

Kai: Oh my god.

Zane: But that is not all. The most softest of blankets complimented with the most exquisite seating. And the best part is that we get it all to ourselves.

Kai, smiling and red: You over-dramatic flirt. You could have said: “Hey, Wanna eat fast food while watching tv and snuggle?”

Zane: I save my over-dramatic flirting for the person I love the most.

Kai: Dork.

the fact that sohla was hired at bon appetit for $50K/year and doesn’t get paid for video appearances like her white colleagues is digusting. anyways here’s a montage of her cooking circles around everyone at ba pic.twitter.com/uzZsRMGIwf

— sarah (@s_whip_)

June 11, 2020

Just two precious dorks in love.

[Todomomo & Kamijirou]