This is for my greek mythology au, just the main 4:
Kyle as Poseidon: Poseidon is known to be moody and grumpy, which reminded me of Kyle. When Poseidon is in a good mood, he’ll be cooperative and helpful. I see Kyle that way. When Poseidon is in a bad mood, he’s destructive and aggressive. You can see that behaviour in Kyle during ‘The List’
Kenny as Hades: Hades is the god of the dead, and Kenny dies a lot. It’s not just that though, Hades is also courageous. That behaviour is exhibited by Kenny in the movie, when he sacrifices himself to save his friends.
Cartman as Zeus: Zeus is the leader, and I see Cartman as the leader of the m4. Zeus is definitely misogynistic/sexist, based on how the ‘punishment’ for humanity was making women (aka pandora).
Stan as Apollo: Apollo is shown to be passionate and beautiful. In the fanmade ‘Real List’ (taken from hints and other details from season 11 ep 14) Stan is shown to be number 3. Stan is also very passionate about many things, like demonstrated in season 9 ep 13
These are just my opinion, and I would love suggestions!
This is different than the posts I usually make, but this is important. I haven’t posted in a while, and I know, but this needs to be said.
I walked into school today not knowing if I was going to live. I walked into school, and there was a kid with a weapon, targeting me. They found a note in his bag with my name on it and the name of one of my classmates. The reason why? I didn’t let him into a classroom during break after he called me slurs. Apparently, he has a history of harming people.
I’m terrified of going to school. I have been since we came back from COVID. And you want to know the real kicker? When I told the counsellor, my parents, my grandparents, they all told me to ‘get over it’ and ‘bad things happen’ and ‘I’m fine’. I feel crazy for thinking this is a big deal. I have to go to school tomorrow. He’ll be there tomorrow.
Please boost this. There’s something wrong with this world.
chocolate, crabs, sleep
Bone spaghetti.
i agree
More characters for my au!
Wendy as Athena: Athena is the goddess of wisdom and war. Athena is moral and strong, much like Wendy. Wendy is one of the most moral kids in my opinion and she beat Cartmans ass.
Bebe as Aphrodite: Aphrodite is the goddess of love and beauty. Bebe caused a lot of problems when she started physically maturing in season 6 ep 10. In another episode, Bebe tries to get with Kyle using truth or dare. It may be a stretch, but I think it makes sense
Red as Artemis: Red is one of the more tomboyish girls in my opinion. I also see Artemis that way. Red is independent and more modest than most of the girls. In season 9 ep 7, when Jimmy says he wants to have sex with her, she gets incredibly disgusted and slaps him, something Artemis would definitely do.
Clyde as Ares: Clyde would be Ares because he acts all high and mighty when things are going his way (The List, season 11 ep 14), but is actually a crybaby (Cartmans Silly Hate Crime, season 4 ep 2). We see this behaviour in Ares often, especially during the Trojan War, when he goes out to battle and the second he gets hurt, he runs off to Zeus
If you have any suggestions then be sure to share them!
Yet another one I almost didn’t post
This should be a series at this point
So Pt 3 of shit I almost didn’t post!
Anxious gay pretty boy
Sometimes I think
I wonder who he’s texting?
I don’t understand why so many people only ship style or kyman
It makes so much more sense to me that it’s a love triangle, and Kyle is stuck in the middle. Like both Stan and Cartman like Kyle, but Kyle is oblivious as fuck and doesn’t understand when they hit on him. I want it to end in heartbreak for all sides as Kyle doesn’t have romantic feelings for either of them. I want it to tear apart their friend group. I want Kenny getting to start hating Kyle because in his eyes, Kyle is the reason their friend group is splitting apart. I want Stan dating Wendy to make Kyle jealous. I want Cartman not knowing how to deal with his emotions. It’s bullshit that I don’t ever see this