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Athena: Odysseus is just a really good guy. He's so smart and brave and funny and--

Ares (sighing loudly): I get it!

Athena: If you got to know him, you'd like him too.

Ares: You've been talking about him for FIVE HOURS! At this point, I do know him!

Athena (crossing her arms): You'll see what I mean one day.

(After "one day")

Ares (beside Athena's infirmary bed): Oh my gosh, Athena! You should have been there! He started stabbing Poseidon like (acts it out) and Poseidon was all like "Stop! Ah!" and Odysseus was all like "You never stopped!"

Athena (smirking): Told you that you'd like him.

Ares (gently smooshing her with a pillow): You didn't say he was violent. You should've led with that.

You take wild guesses at how to talk to people. You sometimes talk about your special interests too much and people find you annoying. You sometimes underestimate people's interest and avoid people who would have liked you. You sometimes overestimate people's interest and continue to try to talk to people when they want you to leave them alone. You sometimes talk to someone too often and end up being clingy and turning someone off who otherwise would have liked you. You sometimes go out of your way to think of something to say and end up having an awkward and forced conversation. You sometimes accidentally say something rude and people hate you for it. You sometimes say something and it gets misinterpreted.

You ask for advice. The advice you receive is "talk to people".

marauders is kinda fire when you don’t have a bitch in your ear yapping about mischaracterisation or the ship they don’t like

Mom: don't you want to use some of this perfume that you got for your birthday

What I think: no I don't want to use that perfume because it is too sweet and it doesn't match the image I am trying to form as a defense mechanism so I can control how people perceive me and predict the type of people that will judge me and how they will do it so I can emotionally prepare for it and reduce the damage

What I say:noo mom it doesn't match my vibe!

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seeing 'new' female isekai-ed characters like katarina, yumiella, aileen and etc get dunked on online by twitter and reddit is so disheartening. dudebros making fun of them for being dumb, dense and idiotic when the male isekaied characters that they like are blander than white bread yet the most gorgeous women still fall on their feet for them. yeah so realistic. sure katarina and co aren't perfect characters but at least they have flaws and faults unlike their op conqueror bland ass printer paper looking male mcs. let women enjoy their female fantasies without being needlessly mocked by men who aren't even the target demographic. give me a break and a gun

The moment when you read a post about moonwater posts and how their tagged with other ships like prongsfoot, when it's not about James and Sirius, and this post is tagged with regulily, even though the post isn't about regulily.. Bfr

The post I made isn't specifically abt moonwater, it's about any rarepair who goes through the situation I described, I just tagged some more ships I saw going through it

@mcrdeviantclub

AO3 is down

Why must this happen

I hate seeing a romantic moonwater tik tok and all of the comments saying they love platonic moonwater

SHUT THE FUCK UP. THE VIDEO IS NOT FOR YOU.