Haven't Gone Here In A While But I'm Hype For The Show

He's so fucked up <3

The thing about Benoit blanc, camp detective ™ is that both Daniel Craig and Hugh grant are like yeah they’re gay get over it- they’re not champions of the ✨ fruits ✨ they’re just playing a detective and his baker boyfriend living a happy life together and it’s sweet and wholesome and how it SHOULD BE and a part of me is like yeah calm down this is it this is what you wanted, normal representation without making a big fuss cuz they’re just people being themselves but then of course there’s the voice in my head that’s consistently and loudly squealing THEYRE GAY THEYRE GAY THEY LIVE TOGETHER AND ARE GAY so that’s my internal conflict for the year sorted

You know he's gonna get the girl when he sits down and quietly says "I was orphaned aged six...."

i just read someone on twitter saying that sevika met silco because she thought he was a lesbian and tried to flirt with him at the last drop years ago i think im gonna piss myself

This felt like a personal attack

im rooster fans

a meme for those who want to pester their families/friends/group chats into watching lockwood and co 😉

Ahahahahah I swear it looked like that

these spot the difference games are getting harder nowadays 🤨

Look at his face. Benoit Blanc said to Helen that the killer would know she wasn't Andi, but LOOK AT HIS FACE. Miles "Vainglorious Buffoon" Bron is a bigger idiot than Blanc proclaimed. This is the face of a man realizing for the first time who Helen is. Birdie was quicker to connect the dots than Miles. We can't know if Miles sent the puzzle box to Andi so he could pretend he didn't know she was dead or because he legit forgot to tell his puzzle guy to remove Andi from his friend list, but this is the face of a man who had no idea Andi had a twin sister. This man shit himself when he saw "Andi" getting off that boat because HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK SHE'S ALIVE AND SHE KNOWS I TRIED TO KILL HER FUCK FUCK FUCK THINK MILES THINK. Duke showed him the news article about Andi's death, so you'd think that's when Miles would remember Andi had a twin sister, but noooooo, this flabbergasted face tells me that despite the articles he still thought that Andi was alive and on his island. When "Andi" shows up with the envelope and blood on her blouse this dude must have almost had a heart attack because FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY WONT THIS WOMAN FUCKING DIE. It isn't until Benoit Blanc says that Andi had a twin sister that the lightbulb lights up and Miles' face goes from surprise to giving Helen the stink eye and then pure rage and hatred.

I've watched this movie 4 times and each time this man gets dumber and dumber.