So This Morning I Was Playing With The Slow-mo Mode On My Phone, Hoping To Get A Majestic Vid Of A Bumblebee

Nah she’s kidding

She has plans to murder me.

Fuck it we blog

Maybe

Idk

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Why would I lie to you?

If our band director doesn’t stop us we’ll probably be having weekly chair challenges unless we can challenge right after a challenge and then it’ll be each class

hey y’all take my marching band uquiz

happy hallowing you can take TWO pieces

I like to think they kept in touch after the divorce

Passing the phone to someone who’s animals I would steal

@helenalikeschickens

Passing the phone tag game

Rules:

Tag your moots and other random ppl and if any comply they have to reblog with a scenario and tag others

Passing the phone who believes we should respect the fact that marvel gave us a strong independent Aro/ace female character

@immastealyourfood @annathemcuandstlover @thatone-midgardian @narwhals-randomness @thund3randrain @alliestatefanficworld @lucegoose-the-second @thescarleteevee @crazyinlovewithfandoms

Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

No nuance. There is one correct answer here.