I Love The Attention To Detail. Two Islands Of Light. Crosshair On One, The Others On The Other. They

AAAAAAA, HER PALM IS SO SMALL THAT HE HOLDS IT WITH HIS FINGERS. AAAAAAAAAAA

The more I watch episodes with Phee, the more I think she had sex with Tech. Moreover, she lured him to her under the pretext of fixing an iron or something, and in the end they slept together. As for me, after that, Tech just lay like that for a while.

AU, in which the Tech turned out to be alive, it's just that all this time he was hiding from the Empire in some backwater.

Tech: I'm back!

Phee: *hugs and kisses him* Don't do that anymore, brown eyes!

Crosshair: WAIT, DID HE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALL THIS TIME?

Omega: Did I mention that?

Pancake. I've been thinking about this for a few days.... Why do I want to bring SM-33 and Omega together? Purely two adult team members who flirt with each other, first sarcastically (it's clear from whom Omega has this trait), then because they understood that nothing would work out for them, but it became their thing, a kind of friendly joke, which eventually led to the fact that they really got together.

If Omega had found the Skeleton Crew instead of Jod...

Hunter: *On Pabu* "We're getting a call from Omega!"

Omega: *Holding KB and Neel while Fern has climbed onto her back and Wim is hugging her leg* "Hi everyone!"

The Bad Batch: "..."

Omega: "Do you know where At Attin is?"

SM-33: "Can't say I've heard of-"

What the technique has come to, we will find out the character from the buns😂

I've truly hit rock bottom.

The major complaint with all our delusional takes regarding Tech's survival is that we are taking them out of our asses, but in this case, it is quite literally outta someone's ass.

Look, I don't wanna dunk on my main man, but Tech's got no booty. He is as flat as an airport landing strip in the Netherlands. I don't know what voodoo dark magic Nala Se did to strip Tech of the standard issue clone tushy, because our next possible candidate for Clone CX-2 is Cody, and dude is packin'.

Exhibit 1:

Certified 0° booty.

Exhibit 2:

That's a category 10 booty right here ^.

Now, fortunately for us the creatives put Clone CX-2 in a leotard from the waist down, so we got an unobstructed view of the clone's behind and I gotta say, it's some pretty convincing evidence right here that CX-2 is Tech.

Also, I made this account three years ago and have never changed the profile picture before, but today I did cause delusion is swallowing me whole.

I don't know about you, but I like to imagine a blushing Tech. Just because I like to think that when he blushes, the blood rushes not only to his cheeks, but also to his ears. That is, when he turns red, the tips of his ears also turn red.

It seems to me that Phee is deliberately making him blush because she likes this picture.

Phee's ex-boyfriend: How is he better than me?

Phee lying in bed with Tech in an embrace: Are you sure you want to know all the reasons?

Tech: So I'm the only one confused that your ex came into our room?

I would like to say a little bit about a future book on SW. Many of my friends, acquaintances and readers know that Phee, in my eyes, is a minor character who could have become one of the main characters if the creators had allowed this to happen.

As I have already written about the past of Phee in my mind, and I sincerely hope that it or a similar version will be implemented.

What exactly do I expect from the book itself, other than that? Again, the development of their line with Tech. Hunter and Omega have a father-daughter relationship. Maybe some charming moments with Wrecker.

There is a possibility, albeit a minuscule one, that they will show us a little bit of Crosshair. The chronology book probably stands between episodes 13 and 14, so if they show him to us, it's definitely before the torture (in episode 14, they started torturing him while the Pub was plus or minus restored).

In general, he doesn't read much, but it's better to wait a little so as not to be disappointed. That's what happened to me with the New Dawn.

no he’s good

I'm still working on the Harry Potter AU. Now I've decided to add an original female protagonist to the story - Yadviga Volkova, a student with roots from Russia. Her family moved to England a couple of generations ago. Her parents met at Hogwarts. Нer mother studied Hufflepuff, and her father studied Slytherin. Both are pure-blooded wizards.

Yadviga is in the same course as Crosshair, so they have most of their classes together. They are most often found in herbology, potions, and defense against the forces of evil classes.

How did they meet? We ran into each other in the hallway after Mayday's death. After the third or fourth conversation, the girl began to pull Cross out of depression, with his permission. She periodically drags him to extracurricular activities, feeds him her cookies and jam, brings him sweets from Hogsmeade and drags him around the shops there. They communicate a lot outside of classes, and as a result, they form a fairly strong, still friendly, bond, which once prompted a girl to rip off one professor's manhood.