American Dipper (Cinclus Mexicanus)

Some weird bird noises that I hope will brighten your day.

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What’s it like being the best to ever do it?

You wish I would tell you. You want to know so bad. You'll never know. At least, I will never give you the pleasure, the delight of this knowledge. My experience is my own and you are a blight upon this Earth for your feeble attempt at thievery. God will make His judgment on the day of reckoning and the cops are at your door right now.

some more camellias! I painted this one with india inks, and I love working with them! They look so nice and glossy in real life.

Pacific Northwest mood

elliothawkey

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

ok like kakapo are great and all, i love them dont get me wrong but takahē are by far the best endangered new zealand bird and quite possibly THE Best Bird?

you cant really get any better than this. criminally underrated 

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know