FEBRUARY 28TH 10AM PST!!!!!!!

posted this on instagram first but I decided to also post this here

shrimpo doodles!! also made a silly little dog-bee-pin pet thing for shrimpo, named tabbee

pastel aubrey 🎀

I refuse to download that stupid block blast game everyone I see has because I know that my dumbass will become pavlov’s block blaster from the shiny sparkles and highscore shit

NOOO DON’T JUMP OFF THAT BUILDING BOY!!! THERE ARE NO CONVENIENTLY PLACED AWNINGS BELOW YOU!!!!!! YOU WILL BREAK YOUR ANKLES!!!!!!!!

when the pressure oc pulls up 🤑🤑🤑🤑 (this took me 5 hours ☠️)(also tumblr shit on the quality please click on it sob sob)

rambles under the cut:

okie so her name is jessie and she’s been genetically modified with lionfish and axolotl dna, which is why she has the funny head feelers and spikes ^-^

originally she was convicted of cannibalism of her shitty husband which unlike sebastian, she actually did do, and was deemed to be too mentally unwell to be helped, so they sent her off to be a human test subject for urbanshade

She was tested after sebastian, so the science guys worked out how not to give extra limbs and eyes, but still had trouble making all the side effects go away

since she’s part axolotl, she also has regenerative properties, which the science people tested by cutting off her limbs 👍 that’s what those scars are

she’s also poisonous on the spikes, she just cool like that

thank you for reading and looking at the art, pressure is a good game, toodles!

they’re just a silly fella me thinks

new banner 👍👍

gonna change my pfp next

Has anyone else heard of this bag bylaw where you need to pay at least 15 cents for paper bags??? That’s crazy