Ciciposting - Cici ✨

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

Audiobooks don't count as reading. Neither do e-books. Or printed books.

You haven't *really* read a book unless it was tattooed on the entrails of a one-eyed goat under the full moon during the winter solstice. While wearing a piece of rutabaga on your head.

Elves in pastel colors || requested by lovelythranduil

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001) dir. peter jackson

she is my wife

I love Arthur he is so disheveled like a sweet innocent baby goose that has not yet obtained the wrath and loathing of a true Canada Goose

Whoever asked for this during InvictusCon, you're a mad lad.

Thanks 100000 times over to @candycassowary for editing this! You're the true hero!

ok I asked my questions wrong. Please Make The Eye Leave Me Alone.

-J. Sims, who knows what a meme is