The Insidious Serpent Happening Upon A Mouse

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

“not today” ahh

you go little guy . I should aspire to be this lobster and have as much hope and will as he does

someone fetch my sinister obelisk . i have terrible fates to bestow

rejoice, the day of the men of wö has come

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan: