“You Smoke?”

i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice

Tumblr creators: It’s totally fine to reblog your own posts. Sometimes people don’t see them the first time, or the algorithm messes with you, or whatever. I reblog my own shit all the time and I don’t care if you do, too. Actually, I’d recommend it. Actually, I’d highly encourage it. Actually, go into your posts right now and reblog something you wish more people would’ve seen. We understand. We want you to get your stuff out there. We don’t mind if we see it a second time, or a third, or a fourth, so that someone who’s never seen it can enjoy it for the first time. We’re not sick of you yet. Keep it coming.

Frat boy vampire draining someone while his bros chant “CHUG CHUG CHUG” in the background

hozier is like "i know a spot" and then takes you to church

sorry to disappoint you, but i’d rather stare out of the window, listen to music and create fake scenarios in my head than do those worthless mortal tasks

The measure of a good book is in the eyes of its reader. You can like a book that is detested by millions or hate a book that is praised by millions. A good book is a book that you enjoy. Period. Regardless of reviews or praise or hate. YOU decide what makes a book good. For you.

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

if right now someone wanted to kiss me dramatically and passionately after confessing their love for me or whatever. like i wouldn't object

saw some nature today...........literally life changing