Can We Start A Petition To Get Owen Wilson On One Of Those W Magazine Asmr Videos Because Man I Could

ugh have mercyyy he looks so goddamn hot all tied up! fuck

#me: i watch saw for the plot #the plot:

SAW IV dir. darren lynn bousman

so that's what richard was swinging around there - good to know🤣💌

Richard offering Till some panties 😅 (Groningen, Netherlands, 07-07-2023) @ kai_bu_tsu

he's so gender

Gender Vibes:

Val Kilmer as Chris Knight Real Genius (1985)

important!!!

OWEN WILSON AND INTERVIEWS

I originally wasn't going to comment on this, but I think the level of curiosity regarding the lack of interviews from Owen has gotten to the point that some context is needed.

Owen used to do all kinds of interviews and press tours up until 2007. In 2007, Owen attempted suicide by slitting his wrist and taking a lot of pills. Luckily, his younger brother, Luke, found him. He made it.

Since then, Owen has declined interviews because the press was all over him with deeply invasive questions. His suicide attempt was publicized everywhere, and despite multiple requests, the press wouldn't grant him privacy. Only recently, in 2021, 14 years later, has Owen talked about the incident and how his older brother, Andrew, helped him post-rehab. I don't doubt that he's continuing to avoid interviews to decline follow-up questions.

It is often the funniest, most positive people who suffer intense depression. We are extraordinarily lucky Owen is still with us, gifting us with his wit and making us laugh. We should honor his desire for privacy.

i'll marry the first person who edits james spader to this song i don't care which role just HIM

seriously i will

MY FAV QUOTE EVERRR the delivery is just- mwah<3 also he's kidding please keep em out...

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Shawn Levy (2024)

this movie is taking over my brain holy shit

ANDREW SCOTT as Adam & PAUL MESCAL as Harry All of Us Strangers (2023) dir. Andrew Haigh

omg please please pleaaase do that🙏💕

✨️lokius playing animal crossing✨️

they'd 100% do matching outfits

always visiting each others islands

mobius didn't really get it at first but after throughout tutorials by 💕yours truly💕 (signed by loki) he became even more obsessed than the before mentioned god

loki doesn't like blathers and often argues out loud when he drops any fossil/insect/fish/painting off at the museum, which mobius finds incredibly amusing to watch

yet he always relents when mobius suggests a museum date (yep they definitely play together)

mobius #1 characters are isabelle & brewster and he nearly loses it when loki presents him with a selfmade version of her cardigan & the roost cup for his birthday

yep 2x loki knits (did i mention that before? i just love that hc)

loki loves raymond & lucky. might be a little basic, but he absolutely adores them (i love raymond so much agh but i can't find him for the life of me)

mobius became an expert at catching literally anything without even trying

mans caught the wasps the first time he got them and hasn't been stung since

meanwhile

loki nearly gets a heart attack every time a tarantula appears (same)

and mobius always keeps a stash of medicine in his pocket bc his bf keeps getting stung

loki spends forever on custom designs

like hours

same with the mile ticket islands

he stays until that island is e m p t y

while mobius bought a ton of tickets just to search for specific villagers and then dip

loki spends hours on custom designs and mobius spends ETERNITIES diving in the ocean

he loves searching for fish & shells but he also just really likes the water sounds (me)

MOTHER IS MOTHERING

I'M GETTING GAYER BY THE SECOND

cuuuuutieeeeeees rah🦅🦅❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

i love them sooooo much