My Favourite Fan Theory About Anything Is "Gandalf Fucked A Hobbit Once", As An Explanation As To Why

Imagining a Barbarossa handing it's briefcase to a size 1 mech and they're just teetering around trying to stay upright with the Comically Large Ammo Crate in their arms

Imagine paralyzing a Swallowtail by just gently placing a massive box of munitions on the main body and walking away.

Needless to say most 0.5 frames consider a gently-tossed ammo crate a deadly weapon.

Shoutout to all my fallout moots you guys are the only ones who get me. We respect Preston, Ulysess, and X6-88 in this household

Kassandra; my beefy wife

(Started playing Assassins Creed Odyssey and I’m in love)

gordon ramsay: fuck me, is that a fucking past version of myself? from before i tried the main course? waiter: side effect of the house's special sauce, sorry sir gordon ramsay: jesus christ now he's coming over here gordon ramsay: who the fuck are you, why do you look like me gordon ramsay, ignoring gordon ramsay: god damnit, this obviously didn't happen in my original timeline waiter: sometimes the chef doesn't put enough tomatoes and the time loop isn't perfectly stable gordon ramsay: not perfectly stable love? i know this isn't your fault but this is a fucking paradox! my past self is obviously not going to have the sauce in the first place now, and this version of myself will never come to be! it's unsanitary! please bring the chef here i need to have a word with him both gordon ramsays, in perfect unison, looking at the camera: bloody hell, my notions of causality crushed and for what, some soggy fucking pasta?

my only 'gaming opinion' is that duke nukem gordon freeman doomguy and master chief all live in a big house together with matching pyjamas and nightcaps and they all tell each other goodnight 1 at a time before going to sleep in a big bed

like this. bffs

Some Anti-AI banners i made, anyone is free to use them, no credit necessary. Light mode and Dark mode versions.

Art and writing and people’s rights need to be protected, and AI has been used already to steal, plagiarize, and be used to threaten people using deepfakes.

As an artist and a writer, it’s an insult to my craft to see AI “works” along side mine.

Like i said, anyone is welcome to save/put these banners on their blog, or on posts, please just reblog this if you do.

The Shirley Exception

Replaying AC Black Flag and it is hilarious how in the early portions in the game, Edward just stumbles through things and bullshits his way to success having no idea wth people are going on about when they mention Templar's/Assassins an just nodding and going along with it all.

Black Flag really was just about how two ancient and powerful organisations were fucked over by one (1) drunk Welshman who just wanted a paycheck godbless-