Look, It's Easy, Okay? High Fantasy Has An Hero Whose Destiny Is Sword, And Low Fantasy Has Some Schmoe

knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords

Replaying AC Black Flag and it is hilarious how in the early portions in the game, Edward just stumbles through things and bullshits his way to success having no idea wth people are going on about when they mention Templar's/Assassins an just nodding and going along with it all.

Black Flag really was just about how two ancient and powerful organisations were fucked over by one (1) drunk Welshman who just wanted a paycheck godbless-

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What we really need is a video game with the mechanical sensibilities of Dark Souls and the aesthetic sensibilities of Star Trek: The Original Series. Give Captain Kirk an actual reason to be rolling everywhere!

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

NEW !!! SNAKE DISCOVERED

ITS CALLED THE LIMESTONE EYELASH PIT VIPER. THAT iS SO CUTE. ITS SO PRETTY

What if the assassins were at the beach then a seagull flew down to steal their sandwich?

Okay, so Imma try a different format for this one.

Will definitely chase after the seagull and stop when they've realize it’s futile:

Ezio Ratonhnhaké:ton Arno

Will definitely chase after the seagull and will not stop until they’ve caught it:

Edward (he might be drunk) Jacob Basim (Mirage)

Will not chase the seagull and would just sigh:

Bayek Desmond (fighting his Bleeds who actually wants to chase it)

Will have someone laugh at them and smack that person instead:

Evie (Jacob won’t ever let it rest)

Will chase after the seagull but fail and return another day to avenge his sandwich by creating some kind of trap or something overly complicated that is too much for one sandwich, let it go man:

Altaïr.

I just saw a kink meme prompt whose "will not draw" list specifically included clowns. It fascinates me that we've reached a point where this needs to be specified up front.

Adding “Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists” to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.