100% Atk And 0% Dmg Baby Goat

knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords

Modern day Templar's and Assassins looking over the Edward Kenway memory footage and just being "Are you fucking kidding me? THIS guy!?", cause they cannot fathom the absurd amount of luck and audacity this drunk screw up had to pull so many fast ones on both their groups. Mostly by accident too cause he had no clue what he was stepping into and somehow ended up a legend.

that's just what being born in wales does to you

a gift for my wonderful friend @bigasswritingmagnet from her Girl Genius fic "Helpful, in a Heterodyne Sort of Way" wishing her luck on her new hyperfixation <3 (don't expect more of it from me tho I am but a visitor in this land kjdh)

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Full body of Saturnus Heterodyne, an old man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a maroon smoking jacket with a brass trilobite brooch, striped pajama pants, and slippers with a trilobite pattern. He enters into an open doorway riding on an ornate brass and gold steampunk-style chair moving on multiple spindly mechanical legs, gears and steam whistles tangled at the back. He grins and calls out, "Gilgamesh Wulfenbach!" 2. Extreme close up of Saturnus's face, his grin going a bit maniacal as he says. "Or should I say...Gilgamesh Teuful?" 3. Knees up of Gil in a plain shirt and trousers, sitting in a chair with his wrists shackled to the arms. He stares upwards at Saturnus with wide eyes. 4. Repeat. Gil looks uneasily to the side, as if searching for the right answer. 5. Repeat. Gil looks back toward Saturnus with a nervous grimace and answers, "...Should you?" /end ID

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

look, it's easy, okay? High Fantasy has An Hero whose Destiny is Sword, and Low Fantasy has Some Schmoe whose Job is Sword.

I work in a small bookstore in Hudson Wisconsin and ordered a copy in.

Will the physical comic be available in local comic shops? Will the comic book distributors (ie Diamond) carry it?

I expect that strongly depends on your local comic shop and, on the macroscale, how well the book does in preorders. I just make the thing, I don't get to control who wants to stock it.

crime show: well we don’t know what time she was taken but as you can see in this convenience store security footage she’s mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells us she’s saying ‘those three wise men they’ve got a semi by the sea’ which are lyrics to James Blunt’s song ‘Wisemen’ which was playing on that store’s favoured radio station at approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly five minutes later so therefore

What if the assassins were at the beach then a seagull flew down to steal their sandwich?

Okay, so Imma try a different format for this one.

Will definitely chase after the seagull and stop when they've realize it’s futile:

Ezio Ratonhnhaké:ton Arno

Will definitely chase after the seagull and will not stop until they’ve caught it:

Edward (he might be drunk) Jacob Basim (Mirage)

Will not chase the seagull and would just sigh:

Bayek Desmond (fighting his Bleeds who actually wants to chase it)

Will have someone laugh at them and smack that person instead:

Evie (Jacob won’t ever let it rest)

Will chase after the seagull but fail and return another day to avenge his sandwich by creating some kind of trap or something overly complicated that is too much for one sandwich, let it go man:

Altaïr.

YOU'RE LISTENING TO 102.3! MAD! SCIENTIST! FM!

(Evil laughter, thunder cracking)

WHERE WE DO NOTHING BUT SHOW THEM ALL, SHOW THEM ALL, AND SHOW THEM ALL!

(Chainsaw revving, screaming)

THIS AIN'T YOUR WULFENBACH RADIO STATION! [Radioactive by Imagine Dragons]