A Quick Kassandra Sketch

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

Kassandra; my beefy wife

(Started playing Assassins Creed Odyssey and I’m in love)

Experiment:

Reblog this post and add a poll of your own to the reblog. You can make it a poll about anything. Let's see how far it goes.

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

YOU'RE LISTENING TO 102.3! MAD! SCIENTIST! FM!

(Evil laughter, thunder cracking)

WHERE WE DO NOTHING BUT SHOW THEM ALL, SHOW THEM ALL, AND SHOW THEM ALL!

(Chainsaw revving, screaming)

THIS AIN'T YOUR WULFENBACH RADIO STATION! [Radioactive by Imagine Dragons]

What if the assassins were at the beach then a seagull flew down to steal their sandwich?

Okay, so Imma try a different format for this one.

Will definitely chase after the seagull and stop when they've realize it’s futile:

Ezio Ratonhnhaké:ton Arno

Will definitely chase after the seagull and will not stop until they’ve caught it:

Edward (he might be drunk) Jacob Basim (Mirage)

Will not chase the seagull and would just sigh:

Bayek Desmond (fighting his Bleeds who actually wants to chase it)

Will have someone laugh at them and smack that person instead:

Evie (Jacob won’t ever let it rest)

Will chase after the seagull but fail and return another day to avenge his sandwich by creating some kind of trap or something overly complicated that is too much for one sandwich, let it go man:

Altaïr.

Modern day Templar's and Assassins looking over the Edward Kenway memory footage and just being "Are you fucking kidding me? THIS guy!?", cause they cannot fathom the absurd amount of luck and audacity this drunk screw up had to pull so many fast ones on both their groups. Mostly by accident too cause he had no clue what he was stepping into and somehow ended up a legend.

that's just what being born in wales does to you

Mmmm rice.

GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.