I have become a regular at the local cafe. I sit at the lunch counter with my laptop to write. The workers keep me updated on all the tea.
Barista: Oh god here he comes.
Me: who?
Barista: White Ferrari guy. Hes banned from the other cafe. All he ever does is tell the same stories about the pyramids. Or ghosts. Or his car. Don't make eye contact with him. If he talks to you he won't leave you alone- Hi hello welcome!
Ghost, getting back from leave:"hi, girlies!"
Soap:
Gaz:
Price:
Ghost:"shit wrong personality."
Soap:"you- DID YOU JUST CALL US GIRLIES?"
Ghost:"do you wanna keep your hand? If so you should stop talking."
Soap:"see! Isn't this fun?"
Ghost:"It's gay."
Soap:"we're gay."
Ghost:"I'm not this fucking gay."
The kitty cat in his arms ahhh I love this
I haven’t drawn in like 3 weeks here’s a Jason
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Day 258, still alive.🇵🇸🍉
Just a reminder Elliot knight is a Zionist.
Laswell:"I'm a lesbian."
Gaz:"I thought you were American."
Laswell:
Laswell:"bless your heart."
"maybe the problem is you" oh the problem is definitely me, next question