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When your bestie is hungry…>:)

This is for everyone who says Dick has the right to hate Talia because she "kidnapped" him.

Dick: YOU LITERALLY KIDNAPPED ME

Talia *appalled*: No I did not! Where do you get off making such accusations?

Dick: I remember you kidnapping me

Talia: No. You remember my father kidnapping you to get Bruce's attention!

Dick: You were obviously in on it

Talia: No I wasn't!! I was in medical school at the time, I have better things to do with my time. You think I am involved in all my father's crazy schemes?

Dick: Well....

Talia: Well I am not! Did you see me when you were kidnapped Richard?

Dick: No....

Talia: Was I in any of the scenes you were kidnapped???

Dick: Well no..but

Talia: There are no buts!!!

ghost who responds to soaps “you’re being homophobic!” in public with a very fearful “baby i look straight don’t play these games”

Laswell:"I'm a lesbian."

Gaz:"I thought you were American."

Laswell:

Laswell:"bless your heart."

Hey God, it's me again.

My horrible, terrible landlady is raising the price of the rent starting from October, so I'm opening emergency commissions to save something.

I have a ko-fi where you can find all the info, but I'm also available here for all the questions!

Donations are also active so if you enjoy my stuff, consider helping me out please.

I genuinely hate begging for money but I was not expecting this from her - it's a new fucking low. Please reblog this if you feel like it :(

I need this man, please for the love of god I need him

Simon Riley is a sucker for eye contact. Being as his eyes are the only part of his face that he allows to be visible to others, eye contact is incredibly important to him.

But with you, he reads you best when he can see your eyes. He loves to know what you’re thinking, what you’re feeling.

Having an argument with him? You best bet he’s holding your gaze, regardless of what you’re arguing about. If you look away? This man will simply not speak, not utter a single word until you look back at him.

He’ll hold your gaze the entire time he’s fucking you. He’ll force you to keep your eyes open as he pounds into you, wanting to see every bit of pleasure played out in them.

Going down on you? You better hold his gaze. He’ll rip his mouth away so fast and refuse to continue if you let your eyes flutter closed. One of his favorite things in the universe is watching your eyes as come undone.

Going down on him? This man’s fist will be so tightly wound in your hair, pulling your head back ever so slightly so he can see your tear filled eyes, so pretty just for him.

One of his favorite things is when he comes home from deployment, the two of you have a ritual where you will lay in bed together, facing one another as you catch each other up on what you’ve missed. He’ll hold your gaze the entire time, his hand lacing through your hair softly as he hangs onto every word you say.

Simon Riley may not be a man of many words, but with you he’s learned that eyes are windows to the soul. And he’s more than happy to bare his to you.

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

Headcanon that Batburger was sued when they added the Red Robin Meal to their menu.

In court it lead to the arguement that it was clearly not a violation of trademark since it was obviously named after the Gotham Vigilante, whose name was registered on several team roasters.

This leads to a massive lawsuit against Red Robin and any teams he’s on. Except it’s almost impossible to serve him papers.

Tim doesn’t find out until he’s dropping off Two Face at Arkham- where he’s served papers while waiting to get Harvey re-admitted.

He ends up taking Harvey’s legal advice. He wins the suit (After Two Face breaks out, specifically to represent him. The Red Robin Lawyers argue against this, but the judge simply says “what did you expect when you sued a vigilante?”), and when news gets out he changed his name to Drake a year later, Harvey breaks out just to threaten him if he doesn’t change it back.