“Authors Should Not Be ALLOWED To Write About–” You Are An Anti-intellectual And Functionally A

STOP PUTTING YOUR SIMON AND PRICE FICS/ONE-SHOTS IN THE JOHNNY OR KYLE TAG!

PLEASE IM BEGGING AT THIS POINT…

edit : not trying to like blame anyone but this is typically the type of thing i’m talking about (it’s was fully about simon) ((and it’s one among many others))

double edit : same thing goes for the other way around, don’t get me wrong, but like barely anybody write for johnny and kyle

..a rant(?)

Personally, it's obvious to me that COD is a military propaganda, and said fiction doesn't affect my reality, as in- i still hate the fuckin system

..so when i see a bunch of people on Tiktok enlisting just because of COD? Im.. 🧍 sigh.. ok

I'm not kidding when i say fuck the military irl and fuck military men in fiction

i hope you never understand my pain (he showed disinterest in my insect rant)

Just Like the First Time.

COD story/writing help basic description info <3

for all my authors out there and or aspiring ones, here is a list on physical description on majority of COD characters, based off of only canon (confirmed) and what we see from in game models

hope this helps!

Task Force 141

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Eye Color: Brown (comics), possibly blue in-game

Hair Color: Brown, possibly dyed/bleached blonde

Height: ~6'4.5" (189 cm)

Build: Broad-shouldered, muscular

Weight: Estimated 90–100 kg

John "Soap" MacTavish

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Dark brown, mohawk

Height: ~5'10" (178 cm)

Build: Athletic

Weight: Estimated 75–85 kg

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Black

Height: ~5'11" (180 cm)

Build: Lean, athletic

Weight: Estimated 70–80 kg

Captain John Price

Eye Color: Blue-green

Hair Color: Brown with hints of gray, beard

Height: ~6'2" (188 cm)

Build: Strong, muscular but not overly bulky

Weight: Estimated 85–95 kg

Alex Keller

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Light brown, short cut

Height: ~6'1" (185 cm)

Build: Lean but strong

Weight: Estimated 80–90 kg

Los Vaqueros

Alejandro Vargas

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Black, short with beard

Height: ~6'2" (188 cm)

Build: Muscular

Weight: Estimated 90–100 kg

Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Black, military cut

Height: ~5'10" (178 cm)

Build: Lean, athletic

Weight: Estimated 75–85 kg

Shadow Company & La Araña Cartel

Valeria Garza ("El Sin Nombre")

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Black, straight, often tied back

Height: ~5'7" (170 cm)

Build: Lean but toned

Weight: Estimated 60–70 kg

Phillip Graves

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Brown

Height: ~6'0" (183 cm)

Build: Athletic

Weight: Estimated 80–90 kg

KorTac + Others

König

Eye Color: Blue (speculated)

Hair Color: Blonde (shaved)

Height: ~6'10" (208 cm)

Build: Massive, strongman-like physique

Weight: Estimated 120+ kg

Sebastian Krueger

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Blonde, short

Height: ~6'0(+)" (183~ cm)

Build: Lean but strong

Weight: Estimated 85–95 kg

Nikto

Eye Color: Blue (possibly cybernetically altered)

Hair Color: Unknown (typically masked)

Height: ~6'2" (188 cm)

Build: Muscular

Weight: Estimated 90–100 kg

Keegan P. Russ

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Dark brown, short cut

Height: ~6'0" (183 cm)

Build: Athletic

Weight: Estimated 80–90 kg

Another normal day at the MacTavish-Riley household.

Ghost: What's wrong? You look sad.

Soap: I was singing Baby This Little Piggy. You know, the nursery rhyme?

Ghost: Okay? And?

Soap: I just realised that “This little piggy went to the market” doesn't mean he went food shopping…

Ghost: ...

Ghost: What?

Fat girls are hot.

You agree. Reblog.

Goat breeds, according to my brain 🐐