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Live Telemachus reaction

The last part :3

Head cannon of the day, Venus is always boiling so Mercury is his ice cube (part 1)

Head cannon of the day, Venus is always boiling so Mercury is his ice cube (part 1)

some of my drawings from may 2024 (gijinka)

Hey guys maybe before you call a trans man ‘fem-presenting’ check to see if they are actually purposefully being gnc. Because if you call me ‘fem presenting’ just because I am visibly trans and visibly have boobs I’m going to maul you.

in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.

rocky planets are doooone

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

I hate beatboxing so much. I FUCKING HATE IT. If you make dubstep sounds with your mouth then I personally think we should be allowed to hit you with a really, really heavy truck.

Lil comic for Hanukkah since I only see Christmas stuff!!! (I also posted this on my Twitter)

say something funny

Me too Ody, me too.

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

Solarballs 'Moon Revolution Mercury' AU...

Imagine Mercury and Venus used to be BFFs, before Venus became a jerk...

Imagine Mercury and Titan being BFFs, making Venus secretly super jealous and feeling guilty...

Imagine Earth, Luna and Mars noticing Venus's jealousy...

Imagine Venus secretly missing Mercury! 💔

NO STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT OMG (/pos)

I think I’ve mentioned this somewhere before, but I love this type of angst. Like, I eat this shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. IT’S SO GOOD!!!!

Just imagine:

Venus treating Mercury horribly, even though he still remembers when they used to smile and laugh together. Venus’ former best friend suddenly disappearing at the same time that the Earth offers to become Venus’ “best friend”. Venus, a few days later, realizing that Earth never really cared about him and Mercury (who’s still missing) hasn’t been anything close to a friend in at least a few billion years.

Venus hesitantly accepting Mars’ invitation to hang out. Venus finally seeing Mercury again near Mars’ orbit, but he seems… different. More confident. Happier. Venus falling back into that normal routine, allowing himself to be consumed by anger, yelling insults at Mercury. Venus being attacked by the closest thing he’s ever had to a friend.

Venus watching as, after that, Mercury never comes back, not really. He’s distant, still, hanging out in the asteroid belt more than in his orbit. Choosing to be friends with moons instead of Venus.

Then, he sees him. The one that Mercury calls his best friend. A friendly smile. A thick atmosphere. “Potential for life,” he overhears someone say.

And Venus wants to scream.

AO3 IS DOWN

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

Merry fagmas <3

airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hang out with

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

thank you all for the support

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

I feel like it fits me

lets play a game

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Okay guys hear me out-

Did I tell you how much I love Venus? No? Oh okay

Okay okay so. I've been gaining a lot of interest in bats recently and I thought huh. What I combine Venus with a bat. And boom. Bat Venus was formed 💥💥 (grgrgrgr Tumblr has beef with me and it's ruining the quality 💔💔 click the pic for better quality!!)

I've done these doodles at school and who knows. maybe I'll draw him again :3

More info and headcannons abt him below!!

He can't talk properly, he just babbles and screeches. But he can emit ultrasonic sounds that reflect off solid surfaces; in other words this term is called echolocation !! Only Earth can understand him fr fr ❤️❤️

He's nocturnal (sleeps in the day and awake at night) and at night he has a very sharp eye (IK BATS ARE BLIND AF AND THEY SEE WITH SOUND BUT STILL <33)

He can increase the size of his ears and wings according to his will but doesn't do it very often since it frightens the others (but he scares Mercury with them lol)

He has fangs :0

He's a biter and blood eater 😇😇

He sleeps upside down (YES THIS IS ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS I BATIFIED VENUS 💕💕)

When everyone's asleep he keeps watch on them and is very protective <3

If you have a death wish you can wake him up during the day ^^

Has a death stare and he can make you run away in 2.5 seconds 😇 (Don't believe? Ask Mercury...)

He angy

My tablet just restarted when I uploaded this image lololol xd @trashbins-stuff I couldn't upload it in our dms I'm so sorry 💔💔 here's your slop ^^

I have a small head cannon that part of the reason why Neptune can't tell anyone apart is because he's not wearing his glasses.

Like sure he's bad at remembering names, but I like to think it's worse because he can't see anyone's face.