Hot Take (apparently) Is You Don't Need The Ship To Be Canon To Enjoy Them. I Never Want Any Of My Ship

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

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I hate doing these posts but if this gets 10,000 notes by February 12th (which won’t happen) I will ask for therapy AND finish every wip

please do not feel forced to add notes

It came across me that Luna hasn't formally introduced himself to Astrodude. So here's a funny idea. What if Luna tells Astrodude his preferred name, but it turns out to be Astorwife's name too? Then Luna asks him to just call his mother to not get confused. The Moon has been widely associated with womanhood and I think he wouldn't mind being called mother.

Penelope during the Ithaca saga:

Titanyropa!!! Requested by Sherlock🔎 on twitter

Whoaaa I loved drawing them aaaa and they make such good ship dynamic I love them so much now 😭❤️

Meet Valen Slime! I made him for Valentine's years ago :3

these are kinda old images that i forgot to post here from tik tok

Ist if they take 8 month to fully appear on screen i'll start tweaking

"wow i never would have guessed you're autistic" thanks! i traumatized myself throughout my developmental years learning maladaptive masking skills that have harmed me body and soul