The Bar Was So Low It Was Practically A Tripping Hazard In Hell, Yet Here You Are, Limbo Dancing With

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

I believe the celestial body that watched over humanity for thousands of years would be fit enough to predict Astrodude's future.

Meet Valen Slime! I made him for Valentine's years ago :3

It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.

Tim is typing furiously at his laptop when Damian walks in, holding a katana.

Damian: Drake, do you know what time it is?

Tim: not looking up Uh, noon?

Damian: Wrong. It’s time for you to perish.

Tim: still typing Can it wait until I finish this report for Bruce?

Damian: pauses …Very well. But know that your doom is imminent.

Five minutes later, Damian returns with snacks and silently places them next to Tim.

Tim: smirks Thanks for the snacks, future executioner.

Damian: huffs I refuse to let you die of starvation before I defeat you.

Fav solarballs character and why? What are your headcannons about them? :))

Hello Anon!! Welcome!!!

My favorite character is...

CERES!!!!

More information about my toughts and hcs on Ceres after the cut!

I like their character a lot! Ever since their first appearence in the show I've been wanting to see more of them, how he interacts with the other characters and all that!

Ceres has also been my favorite swarf planet for a long time, ever since I learned about their existence, actually. I honestly find their situation kinda worse than Pluto's, because he was classified as a planet, then demoted to an asteroid!!! And only became a dwarf planet because of Pluto and Eris.

#MakeCeresAPlanetAgain

Now to headcanons:

-Has been isolated in the asteroid belt for a long time. In the past, Proto, Pallas and Vesta used to be Ceres' friends, with Proto visinting the asteroid belt a lot in the past(especially since he didn't really care abot life), and Pallas and Vesta since be sentient asteroids. But after Pallas and Vesta went dormant and the collision happened, Ceres was left alone.

-Since they were alone for so long, they didn't really have to talk to anyone. So their voice is rough from lack of use!

-Sun, Theia, Proto and Jupiter were the only ones that knew about Ceres outside of the asteroid belt. Only Proto actually talked to them, though.

-The asteroid belt is the division between the inner system and the outer system, but Ceres believes to be a part of the inner system! Especially because they are wary of Jupiter. But does not leave the belt to visit the imner system because of the big shiny light that throws solarflares when mad.

-Was very happy when Mars visited, but being alone for so long does not hone your social skills. Threw the asteroid back to Mars in hopes that by being nice he would come back! And maybe bring his friends next time.

-Believes that Proto(Earth) cannot visit them because of Theia(Luna), since in the past she would try to keep the rockies in their orbits and away from asteroids to develop... something Ceres can't remember.

-Thinks of Charon like a big sister! Not really aware why Pluto does not seem to like them, though.

-Still would like to know more about the inner system, anyways. And the moons that they met at the moon revolution (Callisto and Io)

Now about their humanoid design.

- Long and slightly messy hair, since they haven't cut it for a long time.

-In all my drawings, I try to give them a necklace to signify what they irbit, it usually can't be taken off, but is not indestructible. Ceres' broke off a long time ago, and that is a problem, since a planet could just go and claim Ceres by putting their own necklace on them. Charon requested a new one for them!

-Their clothing is made of asteroids, as other materials come from Earth and are also usually requested, and Ceres did not have a messenger nor would risk the wrath of the Fire Ball.

I have a lot of aus with Ceres on them!! I like them very much.

Feel free to send more asks!!!

Encouragment for writers that I know seems discouraging at first but I promise it’s motivational-

• Those emotional scenes you’ve planned will never be as good on page as they are in your head. To YOU. Your audience, however, is eating it up. Just because you can’t articulate the emotion of a scene to your satisfaction doesn’t mean it’s not impacting the reader. 

• Sometimes a sentence, a paragraph, or even a whole scene will not be salvagable. Either it wasn’t necessary to the story to begin with, or you can put it to the side and re-write it later, but for now it’s gotta go. It doesn’t make you a bad writer to have to trim, it makes you a good writer to know to trim.

• There are several stories just like yours. And that’s okay, there’s no story in existence of completely original concepts. What makes your story “original” is that it’s yours. No one else can write your story the way you can.

• You have writing weaknesses. Everyone does. But don’t accept your writing weaknesses as unchanging facts about yourself. Don’t be content with being crap at description, dialogue, world building, etc. Writers that are comfortable being crap at things won’t improve, and that’s not you. It’s going to burn, but work that muscle. I promise you’ll like the outcome.

I adore the umbrella academy but despise the ince$t in the show. I get it their not bio related but they were still raised as sibings a family. Although severely dysfunctional, they were still a family.

I also don't like how Alison was written in later seasons. I do love Alison as a character. I just don't like how she was written later on.

”before”

never understood why titans design in solarballs had to go so expeditiously hard

Wrong, I’ve been chosen it’s time to become gender.

Hello can I interest anyone in some hehe… in some tea? hehehe