Can I Come Be Weird On Your Couch But You End Up Being Super Into It And Then We Kiss?

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

stop looking at me respectfully and start looking at me like a coyote looks at a fully stocked henhouse

all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

the face of the clock

Is frowning at me; we both know

There's little time left