i keep wanting to call kin calls ‘callout posts’
Rachel: Hi, my idiot girlfriend chased a cat and is stuck in a tree.
Firefighter: Sorry, right now we're only responding to fires.
Rachel: I see.
Rachel:
Rachel: Give me a second.
Rachel: Women want me
Rachel: Fish want me
Rachel: Men also want me
Rachel: The FBI especially wants me
Rachel: I’m on the run for very sexy crimes
Rachel: Girls will see a chance to commit arson and be like “Sorry I have to take this”