I Don’t Know How To Politely Put This But I’m Not Gonna Read The ~3 Million Words And Counting Web

i think after taylor first joined the undersiders when alec was teasing brian abt a hypothetical romance brian was like "Haha nah man she's not my type" and alec was like "lol ok what is your type then." at which point brian realizes that he's been too busy being the world's first 17yo 50yo twice-divorced single father who has never dated anyone to spend literally any time thinking about girls, but he doesn't want to admit that he doesn't know what his type is because it would make him sound gay, and despite it all, he is in fact a 17yo boy who really doesn't want to sound gay.

so he starts immediately stream of thought making something up but the entire time he's just thinking "hmm it would have to be someone who's ok with aisha living with me and she'd have to be responsible and good at vacuuming and..." so alec is just sitting there feeling more and more certain that there's something deeply, unfixably wrong with brian while brian describes karen, 41 from accounting, smooth liquidation, good dividents, at citibank they will meet accidentally, they'll start to talk when she borrows his pen,

Guys I’m thinking about Kaleshwi again…..

chicken little vision vs reality

If breakthrough started a youtube channel what absurd drama would they get into

Victoria - Incredibly detailed lore videos about Parahumans, Case Files, Endbringers, Titans etc. Constantly gets into arguments in the comments because no one cites their sources

Kenzie - VTuber except she mass follows every single person in her live-stream and has gone on multiple day streamathons on accident

Rain - Knife making videos but he keeps forgetting to include audio so no one can hear what he's saying

Sveta - Body painting and is frustrated that the Youtube censors keep removing her videos despite all her naughty bits being tendrils when she paints them

Capricorn - Lots of dude-bro challenge videos (Dropping A Giant Goat Statue Onto A Bouncy House!!!) and general appeal to soft prank stuff. Byron gets editor credits

Ashley - Guest stars on Victoria and Kenzie streams, but doesn't actually know how to work the camera, so it's always zoomed in on her eye or off-center

Chris - Gamer stream. Compilation of heated gamer moments and trolling other youtubers.

hehehe tiktok funny

Worm Arc 22 thoughts:

. . . . . WELL OKAY THEN

As far as incredibly compelling incredibly unhealthy romances go this is possibly the most romantic passage in all of Worm and I will fight with knives about it.

insane line to end a chapter on. why did she PURR this. what the fuck.

melissa oakham fandom on this website is somewhat lacking

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