The Thing That Absolutely Kills Me About Ianthe Being A Main Character Is That Nobody Fucking Invited

Lily got to Brockton on June 2, and — assuming she was being exact when she said she had two weeks left as of June 17 — went back to New York on July 1.

Now, one might assume, given the timing and the tragic death of genderfluid icon Browbeat, that Piggot needed to hit a certain quota of queer capes during Pride month. But in Ward, Lily says she had other places she could've gone besides Brockton, which means it might've been that the NY PRT wanted to pawn her off to another city for a month.

Which brings us to the important question: what did Lily do to get herself not only banned from NY Pride, but banned from the entire city of New York for the duration of Pride month?

I know it’s entirely against her character.

I know she’d absolutely hate it.

But I really want to see an AU where Victoria had to run that small country Goddess would give her as a gift

for r/wormmemes’ monthly prompt, “Trolley Problems.” I was already halfway done drawing the comic when I remembered what a trolley problem actually was…

@basket-of-radiants

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

If breakthrough started a youtube channel what absurd drama would they get into

Victoria - Incredibly detailed lore videos about Parahumans, Case Files, Endbringers, Titans etc. Constantly gets into arguments in the comments because no one cites their sources

Kenzie - VTuber except she mass follows every single person in her live-stream and has gone on multiple day streamathons on accident

Rain - Knife making videos but he keeps forgetting to include audio so no one can hear what he's saying

Sveta - Body painting and is frustrated that the Youtube censors keep removing her videos despite all her naughty bits being tendrils when she paints them

Capricorn - Lots of dude-bro challenge videos (Dropping A Giant Goat Statue Onto A Bouncy House!!!) and general appeal to soft prank stuff. Byron gets editor credits

Ashley - Guest stars on Victoria and Kenzie streams, but doesn't actually know how to work the camera, so it's always zoomed in on her eye or off-center

Chris - Gamer stream. Compilation of heated gamer moments and trolling other youtubers.

Ohhh my fucking god. There’s genuinely something wrong with her. There’s something wrong with her and it can’t be fixed. The “Floret wasn’t a fighter, even less than I was” right after she just committed probably fifty fucking murders like it was nothing. The. SHE’S SLICED AN S-CLASS THREAT IN HALF. SHE’S THREATENED TO KILL EIDOLON WITH FULL CONFIDENCE. SHE DID KILL ALEXANDRIA. SHE’S BEEN TO 10+ ENDBRINGER FIGHTS WITHOUT KICKING IT. SHE’S DISPATCHED TEAMS EXPLICITLY DESIGNED TO COUNTER HER WITHOUT ANY PARTICULAR EFFORT. NOT A FIGHTER???

NOT A FIGHTER??????

TAYLOR GIRL WHAT THE FUCK 

Victoria has such a way with words

Had a dream that absurdist memes about Pale became super popular. The text was always out of context stuff starting with "when the", like "When the candle milf exits the ritual through the coin" "When the goblin loses a fight with a cigarette" "When the horror is a sexyman" And it was always overlaid on this image.

A kid I went to middle school with showed me a video that was just a bunch of these. I went "wait a second, I know that possum." I explained what Pale was and he said "oh cool, I'll check it out." And then I woke up. Apparently that was the most unrealistic part of the dream, successfully convincing someone to read Pale.

fellas is it gay to be mostly unchained