Old Worm Art From Circa 2022 That I Never Posted

kick the jesse :)

Zed seems like he’d be part of the shadow wizard money gang and loves casting spells.

If breakthrough started a youtube channel what absurd drama would they get into

Victoria - Incredibly detailed lore videos about Parahumans, Case Files, Endbringers, Titans etc. Constantly gets into arguments in the comments because no one cites their sources

Kenzie - VTuber except she mass follows every single person in her live-stream and has gone on multiple day streamathons on accident

Rain - Knife making videos but he keeps forgetting to include audio so no one can hear what he's saying

Sveta - Body painting and is frustrated that the Youtube censors keep removing her videos despite all her naughty bits being tendrils when she paints them

Capricorn - Lots of dude-bro challenge videos (Dropping A Giant Goat Statue Onto A Bouncy House!!!) and general appeal to soft prank stuff. Byron gets editor credits

Ashley - Guest stars on Victoria and Kenzie streams, but doesn't actually know how to work the camera, so it's always zoomed in on her eye or off-center

Chris - Gamer stream. Compilation of heated gamer moments and trolling other youtubers.

How Other Cosmere Characters Would Convince The Stick to Become Fire

Shallan once famously failed to convince the Stick to become fire. But how might other characters approach this stick-y problem?

Moash: There is nothing for you as a stick. Fade away. Become ash.

Hoid: Do you like stories, Stick? How about the one about Firestick, the Stick Who Became Fire…

Rlain: To understand fire, you must become fire. It’s about bridging minds.

Renarin: I see no future in which you become fire…But the future can be changed!

Steris: I have prepared 957 reasons why being fire would be advantageous for you. Reason 1, Part A…

Lopen: Women LOVE a stick who can become fire, gon!

Dalinar: You WILL become fire.

Dalinar: …Huh. That usually works.

Lift: You know what’s delicious? Toasted marshmallows!

Navani: (Gets out a big magnifying glass)

Jasnah: (Turns a rock into fire instead)

Jasnah: I like to challenge myself.

Mraize: You have to ask yourself, Little Stick: are you hunter, or are you the prey?

Kelsier: I like your style, Stick! You want to join my crew? Your job is being fire!

Odium: First, I must take away everyone this Stick loves!

Nale: I have convinced the ruler to draft a new law. You must become fire.

Sebarial: (Getting a massage) Eh. I hired someone else to do it.

Kaladin: No. This is…wrong.

Kaladin: This Stick wants to be a Stick. And I will protect it!

Kaladin: It will not cease to be a stick on my watch!

Stick: (immediately becomes fire)

Kaladin: NOOOOOOOOOO

Worm is one of the few pieces of media to properly show why its a terrible idea to talk to cops, and how it will only incriminate you further. It also shows one of the best alternatives which is to fill their lungs with spiders until they die.

I just read Vyre's interlude in RoW and this meme is all I could think about

As a rationalist Ziz is aware that even if your take on worm gets six people killed and you and your friends imprisoned it's still better than writing a greg self insert fic

My poor lobotomized little christ-figure baby 🥺

This one was a spontaneous piece with very little planning so it took a little bit to ‘sculp’ out as you can see from the vid. Anyway ask and you shall receive @cpericardium but only sometimes, my brain works in mysterious ways.

i can legally be a prime number have a quick wolfspider 🥳

So, it seems like the fandom consensus on Pale is that you shouldn't bother reading it, because it is "too long". I'm going to push back against this. Yes, it is "too long". Yes it does loose focus near the end, and become a bit thematically muddled. Yes, it has it's share of Wildbow's patented Boring Action Schlock, particularly near the end (but not any more, proportionally, than Worm or Pact or any of the other ones that the fandom has decided are the "good" ones). But it is still 100% worth reading. The highs are just that high.