I Love The Way Fernanda Whitt Just Autisticly Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlbosses Her Way Through Her Chapter.

weld deserves far more hate then he gets. smarmy cocksucker

Heartwarming: Mr Beast has surgically altered 1000 people to look just like members of the Slaughterhouse Nine! Any of them that survive 100 days without being lynched get $1,000,000!

Dungeon Meshi...AH! Dungeon Meshi!

They make me insane.

me: *eating a yummy sandwich*

my shoulder devil: behemoth is a big muscled beast that erupts violently from the earth because he represents eidolon's repressed homosexuality and deep-seated fear of phallic imagery

me: stop

shoulder devil: *points at my phone* post that

me: stoppppp

shoulder angel: actually the simurgh is like glados for trans women who want to get dommed

me: glados is already for trans women who want to get dommed

shoulder angel (nodding): so true so true

shoulder devil: post that

me: shut uppppp

Number one takeaway I had from worm was... damn these bitches gay

hey does anyone else's copy of ward look really weird now

Accord literally solved world hunger in under seven hours and the Number Man ran the economy in worm. I don’t think it is that unlikely for them to be able to build a stable city together.

Even if it weren’t connected to other worlds.

like 90% of the fatal flaws in the worldbuilding of ward come from the fact that wildbow ended worm with an apocalypse but evidently did not want to write a post apocalyptic story so the world ward takes place in makes no fucking sense

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

How Other Cosmere Characters Would Convince The Stick to Become Fire

Shallan once famously failed to convince the Stick to become fire. But how might other characters approach this stick-y problem?

Moash: There is nothing for you as a stick. Fade away. Become ash.

Hoid: Do you like stories, Stick? How about the one about Firestick, the Stick Who Became Fire…

Rlain: To understand fire, you must become fire. It’s about bridging minds.

Renarin: I see no future in which you become fire…But the future can be changed!

Steris: I have prepared 957 reasons why being fire would be advantageous for you. Reason 1, Part A…

Lopen: Women LOVE a stick who can become fire, gon!

Dalinar: You WILL become fire.

Dalinar: …Huh. That usually works.

Lift: You know what’s delicious? Toasted marshmallows!

Navani: (Gets out a big magnifying glass)

Jasnah: (Turns a rock into fire instead)

Jasnah: I like to challenge myself.

Mraize: You have to ask yourself, Little Stick: are you hunter, or are you the prey?

Kelsier: I like your style, Stick! You want to join my crew? Your job is being fire!

Odium: First, I must take away everyone this Stick loves!

Nale: I have convinced the ruler to draft a new law. You must become fire.

Sebarial: (Getting a massage) Eh. I hired someone else to do it.

Kaladin: No. This is…wrong.

Kaladin: This Stick wants to be a Stick. And I will protect it!

Kaladin: It will not cease to be a stick on my watch!

Stick: (immediately becomes fire)

Kaladin: NOOOOOOOOOO