concept: tristan decides to teach rain how to cook. rain is wary but the first attempts go well so they escalate to pan frying. tristan takes his eyes off the stove for two seconds and rain manages to start a fire. tristan, panicking, immediately switches to byron, who dumps a bunch of water on it (making it TEN TIMES WORSE). byron’s just like “fuck it, i’m out” and switches back to tristan and suddenly the entire kitchen is encased in stone
I feel so stupid rereading the Blue Heron arcs because I'm constantly like "omg blorbo beenis from later in this story" and I get excited every time
I know it’s entirely against her character.
I know she’d absolutely hate it.
But I really want to see an AU where Victoria had to run that small country Goddess would give her as a gift
Heartwarming: Mr Beast has surgically altered 1000 people to look just like members of the Slaughterhouse Nine! Any of them that survive 100 days without being lynched get $1,000,000!
Panacea: nice frontal lobe :)
Panacea: *stirs it like a latte*
Khepri: UYEVFyWHfrbgkeshrgYTb75wse
Panacea: the procedure was a success
this is so fucking funny to me. who wants to join the ancient athenian evil dining club with me
I want a bigger pale fandom (I want my friends to read pale and the fandom to stop mainly using reddit)
Breakthrough, from a work in progress. The faces here are about . . . 60% painted? Stay tuned for full outfits. Eventually.
Also, I have unilaterally decided that Ashley has a wolfcut now.
New story, new Tattletale🖤🤍💜
OBSESSED with how Ward dives into Tats and how she’s changed since GM. Get this woman some industrial strength excedrin and a therapist please
Also just got to her interlude in my read through and lord, love me some good Ace rep. We do not get enough and I love her story’s subsequent focus on other types of bonds (familial/platonic). Anyway: she!