Authorised (and heavily complimented) by Alex Hirsch
8" tall, fully detailed figure
Detachable infinity mirror-design portal base with LED effect
Designed by the legendary Kyri45
Concept by Richmond Parakhen
Advised by Susa Jean
Modelled by The Last Goldfish Toys
Narrative by Jordan 'Grunkle Jam' Mooney (that's me!)
$300USD - only available by pledging on the Kickstarter campaign
Ford had heard rumours of this crazy ‘Cipher Cult’ and their love of tributing the triangular menace down in California - but never dared to think the kooks would successfully tear open space-time. Or, at the very least, pop a couple of its stitches.
With a face like thunder, he took on his ‘travelling’ clothes, and dove into the portal that fizzled and bubbled away ahead of him. Whatever happened here, he was going to put it right. Preferably for the last time.
Now, he’s here in California - carrying a belt of palismans and a somewhat perturbed young frog (he’s pretty sure his name is ‘Twig’ or ‘Leaf’ or something like that.) Armed with a collection of multi-dimensional lasers, a bag of jellybeans and all manner of glyphs astride his jacket, he’s certain that if he and Bill meet again after this, it’ll be in hell…
Folks, backup your Tumblrs, for real this time
turned that drawing of the den in my sketchbook into my phone background, and you may too :)
someone said "two bellies to rub" on that first post and now when I swipe my phone that's all I think about lmao
The Bagger 288 is such an amazing yet terrifying thing.
In terms of ambiental health, this... Abomination of metal and wires is a devastating wound bleeding on the side of Mother Nature. Simply crafting such a machine is already a sin against God's Green Earth, let alone feeding it the rivers of oil it takes to shatter and dig through the land until it becomes a devastated desert of gray.
Yet, it's the living will of hubris of humanity. The zenith of our constant hunger for God's blood, a paragon to how it's never sufficient, how it must go higher, bigger, until it becomes a gargantuan artifact that's completely beyond the mind of our ancestors. How would explain this thing to a nobleman from half a millennia ago? A metal colossus that does more labour than a hundred thousand miners and is tall enough to block the Sun.
It's THE monument to industrialism, to how far our hands will reach towards both scientific progress and ravaging our world 'till it becomes dust. It's both terrifying yet awe-inducing, so almighty yet so needlessly hurtful. I can't think of anything better to represent the height of humanity's achievements and, in perfect tandem, hunger.
spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle
what cipher has done to my hands
Smoke Room
Hiya! I'm Chime! She/Her | 24 | Asexual 💜🤍🩶🖤 | Art tag is #Chime draws
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