Their Relationship Dynamic In A Nutshell

Martin Harvey {Martin Short} - Captain Ron; 1992

Mutuals ?

HELL YEAH 😼

Contrary to the plot of The Producers, Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom would have been sentenced to more than 5 years in Sing Sing.

Hypothetically, these could be the charges of Max and Leo based on what they committed during the run of the show:

Max

1 count of investment fraud resulting in 10 years of prison

1 count of embezzlement resulting in 5 years if prison to be served consecutively

1 count of conspiracy to commit fraud resulting in 7 years in prison to be served concurrently with the fraud charge

1 count of theft by deception resulting in 8 years of prison to be served consecutively

5 counts of prostitution resulting in 5 years of prison, a year for each count

Max’s final sentence would be 28 years in prison.

Leo

1 count of investment fraud resulting in 7 years of prison

1 count of conspiracy to commit fraud resulting in 5 years in prison to be served concurrently with the fraud charge

1 count of aiding and abetting embezzlement resulting in 4 years of prison to be served consecutively

Leo’s final sentence would be 11 years in prison.

Leo was given a less harsh sentence because of his lack of criminal history before Springtime for Hitler and because he was hesitant at first, showing evidence of Max coercing him.

Along with prison sentence, the two would likely be forced to pay back the $2 million to their backers as restitution.

Steve Martin and Martin Short appreciation post

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Bernadette Peters and Martin Short compilation ♥️

I WANNA CRAWL IN A HOOOOLE.

I’ve been too embarrassing on the internet today. 🤡

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I THINK IM GETTING BETTER AT SHOWING PHOTOS... AND GETTING BETTER AT TUMBLR IN GENERAL !!

anyways I underestimated this movie because HELLO. everything Nathan Lane is casted in is always so good literally change my mind

definitely one of my favorite ss of him that I took

HAPPY NATIONAL FOREIGN LANGUAGE WEEK

top to bottom: Theo Dimas (James Caverly), and my husband Teddy Dimas (Nathan Lane). They both speak ASL and AUGHDS I love them both sm Theo I NEED your dad. Yes Teddy is pretty ass at ASL but we (WE) love him still. They could NEVER make me hate him🙏🙏

nonbinary person here! i'm in the gay timon camp but bisexual timon is cool too! you know what i wish we saw more of, though? trans timon! 👏

NOW WE’RE TALKING. Are we saying trans man Timon, or later-in-life trans woman Timon? Or hell, why not play around with both headcanons?!

I like genderfluid Timon as well. 👀👀👀 That’s actually a little itty bitty headcanon of mine.