How To Train Your Mercenary

theo dimas truly the character of all time. he's a graverobber. he manslaughtered his gf when he was a teenager. he's letting one of the people who got him arrested for aforementioned graverobbing/manslaughter crash on his couch. he's a disabled character played by an actually disabled actor. his favourite movie is about a crime solving snake. he talks shit about everyone constantly. his dad is nathan lane. he's even greek.

You know what kinda hurts to realize?

I’m just as pathetic as I was 5 years ago,

I just... forgot.

An older, future Wade comes back in time and the first thing he does is kiss Logan

Oh, your lover you say, Logie Bear?

Kissing his sweetums <3

If you want to go slightly crazy, here's a canon comic panel of Wade wearing Logan's tags.

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Spidey's love language is bumping foreheads