I Just Wanted To Put This Here Because Uhhhhh I Can And He's Hot

as a person who's new to Tumblr/hasn't properly been on the website EVERYYYYTHINGGGG scares me... what am I doing what SHOULD I do what is reblogging am I reblogging too much (heavy on that one) am I posting too much what tags should I use why do tags feel so AWKWARD yet so FREE?? how do I make my shit look as cool as other shit why is EVERYONE ON HERE cool or SCARY ASF who do I trust who do I not trust what do people know about me have I been doxxed yet should I be scared or chill out are a lot of kids on here that arents supposed to be??? how do I talk to people on here w/o sounding insane? does Tumblr know about brainrot? what do they think of people who came from TikTok or Pinterest? should I censor my content even if I don't see a lot of people censoring theirs? also holy freaky I've seen things already some I like and some HWAAAAHHTTT does Tumblr even have censors....

theo dimas truly the character of all time. he's a graverobber. he manslaughtered his gf when he was a teenager. he's letting one of the people who got him arrested for aforementioned graverobbing/manslaughter crash on his couch. he's a disabled character played by an actually disabled actor. his favourite movie is about a crime solving snake. he talks shit about everyone constantly. his dad is nathan lane. he's even greek.

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I fucking love Nathan Lane’s mustchae in this movie 🙏🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤also hi m in general

Tw for incest but okay I’m qlso gonna rant abt this because I have some OPINIONS about thisbmovie

OKAY FIRST OF ALL THE LOW RATINGS OBVIOUSLY DONT AHVE ANY MEDIA LITERACY. i lowk understand it tho bc like sometimes that happens to me BUT!!!!! the movie was making fun of certain topics like what I said like INCEST and gay marriage. they say all love is love and yeah gay love yaaay but adding incest(two brothers) is obviously bad and they intended it to be TOO EXTREME and ILLEGAL . tthis movie is so random and chaotic and apparently everyone didn’t get that?? like come on a woman’s pussy fell off and you didn’t think this entire movie was satire?? 💔💔💔 okay but uhhhh yeah I think that’s it bc I don’t wanna spoil lots and my fat thumbs are tired👍👍👍

FORBIDDEN (one sided???) YAOI.

STEVE MARTIN & MARTIN SHORT in FATHER OF THE BRIDE PART II (1995) dir. Charles Shyer

“Smarmy Bastard” 😈

Don’t know if I want to punch him or smooch him. The cuteness aggression is overtaking me. 😤

I just knew today was going to be a great day to check the news

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao