Sydney @ Joshua

today is video games’s birthday.

s1 of malevolent: hey what if you were blind and had to run away from scary monsters would that be fucked up or what

s5 of malevolent: what if. Uh. you know what actually post cancelled I can’t even put this into words

"Where is the blackstone?"

Suspiciously blackstone shaped Antoine:

I’ve said it before but it bears repeating:

KAYNE IS SO FUCKING SCARY

Theory about Lillith: She killed Arthur's parents because they were going to sacrifice Arthur to her.

Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

FINALLY I can post this sketch

Malevolent episode 48

MALEVOLENT 52 SPOILERS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

So what are we calling the orchestra of arthurs? I've seen "Orchestrarthur" get thrown around a few times but I just gotta know what y'all are calling em

I've also seen "Arthur and the jarthurs" which is hilarious

But like please gimme your suggestions on what to call those guys bc I kinda wanna give em a fancy name like most other orchestras but the funny ones go hard tbh

in another life elijah is a stunning drag queen. the elephant mask is a part of her persona and her stage name? Madam Ellie Phant.

she gets onto drag race but doesn't win, she gets kicked out pretty early, but is a fan favorite. later she appears in an interview with trixie mattel.

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