I Must Pet Dog Day

Why was Nalis both pleased and annoyed when MC blushed after the kiss

His first reaction was to be pleased because he just kissed you and you’re blushing now!!

He was annoyed because he remembered that you think he’s Thaumo in that scene.

He’s not really sure if you’re blushing because someone that looks like Nalis is kissing you, or if you’re blushing because you think Thaumo is kissing you. The annoyance is mostly a jealousy thing.

MC: *feeling nervous*

Barbatos: *has been staring at them for quite some time*

MC: *to themselves* It's alright. Maybe he's just wondering why I'm taking too much time in the counter. *cries internally* Why does my brother have to include all these stuff in the shopping list?

*once they're done*

Barbatos: *approaches them* Hello. *smiles*

MC: Ah, hello...?

Barbatos: I've been staring at you for a while and you're awfully similar with the one I know.

MC: *smiles awkwardly* Like... Solomon the Wise Sorcerer?

Barbatos: Yes. Him. Are you perhaps his sibling?

MC: Y-Yes?

Barbatos: *smiles with a hidden intention*

MC: ...

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Solomon: M-MC? Stop... Your brother is getting dizzy...

MC: *shaking him by his collar*

Barbatos: *chuckles*

Simeon and Luke: ...

Luke: What's going on?

Simeon: I think Solomon promised to Barbatos that he would marry MC off to him.

Barbatos: What now, Solomon? That was the promise you made when you were on the verge of death.

Solomon: Y-Yes. I know, but... As you can see, MC is just a child. So you can't.

Barbatos: A child, hm? How old did you say your sibling again when we've last met?

Barbatos: Ah, 12 years old you say.

Solomon: ...

Barbatos: And I'm positive that because of a fairy's curse, MC stops from physically growing but their maturity is on par with yours and with us, right?

MC: ...

MC: *gives Solomon a glare* Brother, of all the things you could offer...

MC: Why me?

Solomon: B-Because you're the safest?

MC: *shakes him again vigorously that his head is almost a blur*

Simeon and Luke: ...

Barbatos: Anyway, I'm not here to marry you since there's a lot that will be against it, but I would like you to make a pact with me as well.

Solomon: B-Barbatos, hold on...

Barbatos: I won't accept a no.

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Lucifer: Let's see... Aren't you smart to have the Avatar of Pride, the Avatar of Gluttony, and the demon who can control the timelines to make a pact with you?

MC: Why does it sound to me that you are disappointed?

Lucifer: I don't like sharing my human. That's simple.

MC: *sigh*

Barbatos: MC, come here a second. Try on this dress.

MC: !!!

Lucifer: Isn't that the 20th dress already?

Barbatos: Yes. But I think I've got addicted to this hobby of dressing them like a doll. *smiles*

MC: ...

MC: I will just... go and check the weather outside—

Barbatos: Alright. I can still catch you no matter how fast you can run.

MC: ...

MC: *in defeat* Nevermind. Is that the dress?

Barbatos: *smiles* Yes.

Lucifer: I feel pity for you.

we see flustered wind archer all the time... And he's adorable. But. What if wind archer flustered US for once ?!?!

(love ur art btw!!🤍)

Suggestive Warning is advanced!

He knew he yearned for you and yet you were shy to start the initiative. So he pinned you against the tree in the middle of the forest where no one can see the both of you.

“Can I… kiss you?”

Wind Archer Cookie asked as you were a blushing mess, you didn’t know he does have guts in an intimate moment and yet it makes things more exciting the ever. You nodded and he leans in to give you a kiss…

You didn’t know that the kiss lasted until the morning sunrise. Your kiss with him was long yet it leaves you breathless as he had no intentions of letting you escape, all for a simple punishment for accidentally stepping on the flowers not knowing that it can be hostile towards you. All you feel now was pure numbness from his touches.

He doesn’t want to let you go, he knew he wanted this even if it felt so wrong.

[Aftermath of this]

texting Dan Heng "baobei, come over" when we need help with something,,,,, and him getting all flustered and shy sksksks

(baobei = treasure in chinese)

A/N: pls, the man would short-circuit- This also got longer than I expected... oopsies. Well, I hope you enjoy <3

"My Treasure"

ft. Dan Heng x (gn!)Reader || [Fluff] -> Masterlist || → Taglist

"Baobei, can you come over for a sec? I need your help with something."

What would be an entirely normal direct message on his phone in the eyes of anyone else, was exactly the opposite to him.

Why did you call him a term of endearment in his native language out of the blue? Who even taught it to you? And did you even know what it means?

He could feel his face heat up uncontrollably and he immediately locked his phone again, looking around in panic to see if anyone was looking at him right now. He wished to avoid anyone seeing his reddened cheeks at any cost.

Mr. Yang was currently reading through some magazines and Himeko was currently somewhere else on the train, as was March. Lucky.

He quickly got up and headed for your room, halting in front of your door and trying to recollect himself before daring to knock on it.

He was leading possible conversations with you inside of his head to be prepared for as many possible outcomes as he could think of, which in turn made him more and more nervous.

Were you going to ask him out? Did you return his feelings? Are you planning to confess? Did you just mean to tease him and he was overthinking it?

He was most likely overthinking it. Sure, he had a crush on you but there was no way you would be able to know. He made sure you wouldn't find out under any circumstance. He believed March had her suspicions about it since she kept hinting at things, but he made sure to seem as indifferent about you as he possibly could every time.

Little did neither he nor you know that March knew everything and was trying to play the wing-woman for you two; The two idiots being obviously in love but at the same time too dumb to confess to each other.

By now his palms were sweaty and his heart was racing at light speed in his chest and he hadn't even knocked on the door yet. At the same time, he had no idea for how long he had been standing there, just staring at your door, but if someone would spot him hesitating like that, while also being beet red in the face, they could put two and two together.

In hindsight, it probably would've been smarter to just knock instantly without overthinking and getting this over with. Especially since his cheeks had grown even redder while he had done so.

As soon as he heard the door to the wagon he was in being opened he snapped out of his trance and finally knocked. Mostly just because he feared it would be Himeko or March. He wouldn't hear the end of their teasing if they spotted him in front of your room this flustered. Upon hearing your voice call him in he slipped right in as fast as he could without seeming suspicious.

"Hi! There you are finally!" You cheered, running over to him with a tablet in hand.

You were trying to show him something and ask him some questions, but he was too distracted to listen properly. What didn't help was that he felt like he was burning up from the inside with all the blood that was rushing to his cheeks. Admittedly, standing next to you after you called him baobei in your DM earlier, he even started to feel a little lightheaded.

"Hey, Dan Heng?" You looked at him visibly concerned with furrowed brows. "Are you not feeling well? Your face is all red and you look a bit out of it?"

"W-wha? Hmm? No, I'm alri-"

He was, in fact, not alright in the slightest. Especially not when he was cut off when you brushed his hair out of his forehead to feel his temperature. The skin-on-skin contact made everything even worse. For someone who was so put together usually, he currently was everything but.

"Good lord. You're burning up! Come here, lie down on my bed for a second."

He could absolutely not do that. He needed to leave. Fast.

"No, I'll just go lie down in my room instead. Just message me if you need anything from the archives."

"Okay," you nodded happily. "See ya later, baobei."

He winced at the mention of the word directly in person. You too didn't miss it and furrowed your brows in concern once more.

"Uh, did I say something wrong?" You asked, seemingly catching onto the fact that the word you kept saying to him could possibly be the reason for his strange behavior.

"D-do you know what that word means?"

"What? Baobei?"

He winced again before nodding and averting his gaze.

"Well... March said it means something along the lines of 'Bestie', I heard it when we were on the Luofu and thought it sounded cute."

So she was responsible for this. March, you would have some explaining to do.

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MC: Whenever I see Riddle, my motherly instinct is kicking in.

Trey, Cater, and Riddle: ...

MC: Does that mean he have a rough childhood?

Cater: Damn—

Trey: Shh! Cater!

Riddle: ...

Riddle: You know what? I'm putting myself for adoption.

MC: Levi, I hope you always take care of yourself.

MC: Please forgive me. But I don't know how these things work. Can you please teach me?

MC: Levi, I'll arrange the bed for you.

MC: I love you, Levi.

The new exchange student: Levi... I like you. Please accept my feelings.

Levi: ...

Levi: I'm sorry. But I can't.

The new exchange student: Wh-What do you mean? You were the always one who—

Levi: I'm not interested in you. I shouldn't have been. *walks away*

The new exchange student: ...

Lucifer: Levi, I heard what happened between you and the exchange student.

Lucifer: Are you sure you were not interested of them? I remember you being so excited whenever you talked to them—

Levi: ...

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Levi, are you alright?

Levi: ...

Levi: No, Lucifer. *starts to tear up* I miss MC... I miss my spouse. *sobs*

Lucifer: ...

Diavolo: Leviathan kept on mentioning about having a spouse?

Lucifer: *worried frown* Yes. I know Levi can be a bit weird sometimes, but what if he's telling the truth?

Diavolo: Hmm... But won't you know if he ever had one?

Lucifer: *sigh* Yes. That's why I'm confused.

Barbatos: Young master? Lucifer?

Diavolo: Oh! Barbatos! Weren't you supposed to be back next month? Why are you here now?

Barbatos: *chuckles* Well, something unexpected happened.

Diavolo and Lucifer: ???

Barbatos: I met someone. *blushes* And I want to introduce them to you.

MC: *enters the room*

Barbatos: Meet my eternity.

Vincent x ftm reader from dead plate...I need more of him I'm LOOSING IT

ㅤ

freak vincent charbonneau who loves fucking you in his band t-shirts <3 FTM reader

"Like it?" Vincent asked you as he bungled up the band t-shirt you wore (which was his, by the way), raising an eyebrow at the way you sniffled.

He cooed, reaching a hand down to rub your sensitive bundle of nerves as he rolled his hips against yours. "You said you wanted to wear my shirt, well here you go." Although his voice remained monotone, you could tell Vincent was teasing you.

You gripped onto his forearm, "B-Because I wanted to sleep in it." You whispered in a breathless tone, "You can also sleep with my dick in you. You've done it before." Vincent leaned down to hide his face in the crook of your neck, slowly pulling out before thrusting back in, his balls slapping against your ass, making you cry out and squeeze around him.

Vincent grunted, cradling your head with his arm, "I just can't help it..." He trailed off, which led you to wonder what he wanted to say but decided not to voice out. Instead, Vincent panted into your ear.

His pace alone was driving you insane—going from rough plowing into your leaking cunt, to grinding his hips, his pelvis rubbing against your clit while you sobbed and begged him to keep his pace consistent. Vincent gently bit your neck, before licking the mark he left, “You're cute…” He whispered, his free hand reaching down to help spread your thigh even further.

“I should make you wear my shirts everyday.” Vincent bit his bottom lip, his hips beginning to thrust back into your pussy. “My sweet boy…” He groaned, feeling himself coming closer to his high. “Gonna paint your body…” Vincent pushed himself off of you and held your thighs open, fully plowing your dripping hole.

You sobbed, holding onto the bed sheets, desperately trying to find leverage while Vincent's tip kept kissing the deepest parts of you. You were so close, you felt like you were gonna explode any second now. He threw his head back and pulled out, giving his cock a few more pumps before he came all over your stomach and shirt—completely covering your body with his release, some even reached your face.

Vincent gulped thickly, staring at your twitching and sweaty body as you came down from your high. “You didn't get to cum, right?” He whispered, gently caressing your shaking thigh as he used his other hand to circle around your winking hole. “Don't worry.” Vincent inserted two fingers into your cunt and began fingering you, the lewd squelching noises that your pussy created made you feel so disgusting, but it was music to Vincent's ears.

“Hear that?” He said as a grin formed on his pale face, “It's calling my name…” Vincent whistled, pumping his fingers faster and deeper in your cunt. You cried, squeezing your thighs around his hand while shaking your head. Vincent chuckled and kissed your knee, the speed of his fingers not faltering for one second.

“Don't try and run away from me now… Just squirt all over my fingers, pretty baby…” Vincent urged, his eyes closely observing the way your cunt squeezed around his fingers, like it was desperately trying to suck it back inside. Or the way your juices ran down his hand and dripped onto the sheets, staining them.

He licked his lips and pulled his fingers out. The loss made you whine and sob adorable ‘whys’, but those pleads were quickly replaced by high pitched squeals when Vincent started eating you out.

One thing about Vincent was that he is a messy fucking eater. Since he can't really taste anything, he goes all out on eating your pussy like it's his last meal on earth. He held your thighs open, laying his tongue flat on your clit before he shook his head against it.

You arched your back and gripped onto his hair, desperately pulling him in closer as you felt yourself coming closer. “C-Close!” You cried salty tears, feeling his fingers go back to fingering you while he sucked and licked your abused clit. “That's it, come all over my tongue…” Vincent groaned into your pussy, his drool running down his chin as he watched your face.

It didn't take long for you to come all over his face, which he ate and drank all up like the freak he was <3

© shirakow ; i have completely forgotten how to write vincent so I'm sorry if this was messy <3 also it's almost 5 am when i post this, dont mind the typos I made (if i made any)

MC who doesn’t know how to make babies:

Lucifer: Please tell me you’re joking.

MC: I am not.

Lucifer: *starts to undress* Alright. Let me give you a free tutorial.

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MC: Mammon, do you know how to make babies?

Mammon: *stutters* A-Are y-you a-asking me to make one?

MC: Oh… Are they hand-made?

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Levi: *acts high and mighty* I can teach you how MC!

MC: *confused*

Levi: *plays hentai where the protagonist is being groped by tentacles*

MC: …. I don’t have tentacles, Levi…

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Satan: Two people need to have sex.

MC: OK, got it.

Satan: Don’t you wanna know how sex works?

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Asmo: Darling! Haven’t they taught you Sex-Ed at school?!

MC: I was absent at that time and it was a Christian school.

Asmo: Okay. I’ll start with the basics. *flips open a magazine* And do some demonstrations. Oh! You’ll be the volunteer by the way.

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Beel: I just know how to cook and eat food, MC.

MC: It’s okay, Beel. Let’s just go to the kitchen and eat.

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Belphie: *tries not to laugh* Seriously? You don’t know?

MC: *sarcastic tone* Would I ask you if I do?

Belphie: *bites his lips* I would teach you how but you’ll be my test subject.

I’ve always wanted to chug a jar of mayo

So me and @qxurugosk were discussing about Z and Gale being a duo space riders and one thing led to another and now we have Bullfuckery