Creampuff (Mash Burnedead)

Can I request Trey, Floyd, deuce, and/or leona (you could add anyone else of you want) head canons for the ghost bride event where they got an extra slap for being a two timer because she could obviously see that they're in love with the reader? (They're not even dating reader was so confused witnessing it)

I mean this basically happened to Sebek

Getting Called A Two-Timer by the Ghost Bride

Trey:

Did the dishrag line make that obvious?

But OW! Why does Eliza slap so hard?

Trey glances over to you and your confused face. PLEASE THINK THAT THE GHOST BRIDE IS RIDICULES!!

He doesn't want you to know yet and Eliza just outed him right in front of you.

Is very embarrassed but he can't leave due to being paralyzed by Eliza.

Does not appreciate the commentary.

Floyd:

What a bitc-

Does not like that he was slapped twice and hates that Jade is laughing at him.

Hates that Eliza is calling him out for liking you. It's not like he wanted to propose to her in the first place.

Admits it outloud, he likes you. It's already out in the open, so he sees no point in trying to hide it.

"This is prolly a bad time to ask you on a date."

"No shit."

It wasn't a "No" to his offer so... Doesn't mention that though because you might leave and he can't stop you.

Deuce:

Keeps messing up his words and is blushing from embarrassment.

Ghosty Why!

Confirms that you and him are not dating and keeps looking at you.

Is very embarrassed and would very much like to leave.

Yes, he shouldn't have attempted to charm Eliza when he liked you, but what choice did he have?

Does not argue over getting slapped for a second time, but it HURTS and he doesn't like it.

Leona:

SHIT!

Refuses to look over at you because he knows if he does, he can't deny it.

Hates Vil commenting on it and laughing at Leona's poor performance.

Glares at Eliza and Vil.

Still won't admit to anything and will not look your way.

Vil:

Eliza not once, but TWICE, slapped his invaluable and immaculate face.

Is very pissed about it and demands to know why she would do such a thing.

He actually sang the duet and was perfect at it! People would KILL for the chance and she just SLAPS HIM TWICE???

Is more mature when Eliza points to you and calls him out for being "So obviously in love, and not even trying to hide it".

Vil is still pissed at Ghost Bride for slapping him so he says back to her "Yes. I'd much rather propose to them than to you."

Meaning yes he likes you, and yes you're the better choice.

Gives you a glance but doesn't say anything. Just a look that he somehow pulls off with a red slap mark on his face.

Diavolo: Lucifer! *looks at him while playing with MC's hair* *has this expression of discovering something new*

Diavolo: How can someone have this really soft fur?

MC: That's my hair...

Lucifer: They're of Solomon's breed.

MC: ...

Diavolo: Are you sure? But this one looks pure.

MC: I know my brother is shady sometimes, but can you please not insult him? I don't feel good when someone insults my brother.

Lucifer: You're right. They're a lot more different from Solomon.

Lucifer: That guy pretends not to hear anything.

MC: ...

Diavolo: By the way, I've heard from Lucifer that you're a good fighter. Do you want to try having a wrestling fight with me?

MC: ...

MC: I don't think I will stand a chance.

Diavolo: Don't worry. I will go easy on you.

MC: *immediately hides behind Lucifer*

Lucifer: *pleased*

Diavolo: Lucifer, hand me the puppy.

Lucifer: No. Besides, they do have a point. Your idea of "going easy on someone" will never work in your nature.

Diavolo: *frowns*

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*Lucifer and Diavolo finally letting go of MC and leaving them alone*

MC: *just staring into space because of exhaustion*

Satan: Hey, kid. You shouldn't be sitting on the sidewalk—

MC: *looks up at him*

Satan: *lowkey mesmerized by their face*

Satan: *realized that he got distracted for a few seconds* *shakes his head*

Satan: As I've said earlier, you should not be sitting on the sidewalk. There are a lot of people walking here. What if they accidentally bumped into you or something?

MC: *no thoughts in those eyes*

Satan: ...

Satan: Are you perhaps... hungry?

MC: No. I'm exhausted.

Satan: ...

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Satan: *brought MC to the House Of Lamentation*

Asmo and Mammon: MC!

Satan: You know them?

Asmo: Yes! They're Solomon's sibling!

Satan: Solomon?

Mammon: Hey, MC! You look lifeless! Here, I'll give you some hug!

MC: *immediately falling asleep after being embraced by him*

Satan: So it seems they're really that exhausted.

Asmo: *displeased* Of course. Lucifer and Lord Diavolo have been hogging them the whole day.

Satan: ...

Mammon: If only they made a pact with me first, this would never happen.

Cheka: MC? Can you be my consort when we grow up?

Kid MC: What's a consort?

Cheka: *giggles* A king's partner for life!

Kid MC: Hmm... *squinting their eyes a little* Nope. I'm not seeing you in my future. No offense.

Epel: *gobsmacked*

Rook: Oh mon Dieu—

Cheka: ...

Cheka: *smiles* Okay. *but cries a few seconds later*

Vil: ...

Kid MC: ...

Vil: Where did you get that attitude from?

Kid MC: *points at him*

Vil: *sigh* Guess I can't scold you for that.

Rook: Oh my, Roi du Poison. You're becoming this child's second dad.

Epel: It's scary.

Vil: What's that, Epel?

Epel: Nothing!

Kid MC: Sir Leona? Why are you buying presents for me?

Leona: Because you rejected Cheka.

Kid MC: I don't understand.

Leona: That kid won't be bothering me for a while so I want to thank you for that.

Kid MC: You don't really like children, no?

Leona: Heh. Maybe you're an exception.

Leona: What do you like?

Kid MC: Hmm... I want that toolbox, that whole fridge of ice cream, and—

Leona: Hey. Isn't that a lot?

Kid MC: You're buying.

Leona: ...

Leona: Fine. *pulls out his card* Do you want me to buy the whole store?

Kid MC: If you insist.

Leona: This little— *chuckles*

Kid MC: Are you feeling better now, Dad?

Malleus: Yes. *after being sick for a week*

Lilia: I never expected your dad to get sick just from overthinking. *chuckles*

Malleus: *frowns a little* You don't understand, Lilia. Won't you feel the same if someone tries to court Silver?

Lilia: No? *chuckles* Silver is a human and seeing him get married will be my greatest joy.

Malleus: ...

Kid MC: What's your greatest joy for me, Dad?

Malleus: ...

Malleus: To see you as the happiest human alive.

Kid MC: *giggles* Dad, think of another. I'm already the happiest human alive after getting to meet Dad.

Malleus: *on the verge of crying*

Lilia: Malleus, please. You're affecting the seasons.

More celestial realm! Mc please. I beg of you 🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂

MC: *blinking their eyes in disbelief*

Lucifer: *sitting on MC’s lap; facing them*

MC: *gives off a troubled smile* What’s going on, Lucifer? Why are you sitting on my lap?

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: I just feel like it.

MC: *laughs* Well, I hope you’re comfortable.

Lucifer: *hides his blush* Yes. Your lap is surprisingly soft.

Mammon: Oi, Lucifer. I never expected you would do something like this. Man, what are ya’? Five?

Asmo: I want to sit on MC’s lap too~.

Lucifer: *glares at them* This is my VIP seat. Back off. 

MC: *just shakes their head in defeat*

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Barbatos: How’s your stay in the house of lamentation? Are they not giving you problems?

MC: Not really. Well, except that Satan is getting jealous of Luke.

Barbatos: Luke?

MC: Oh, yes... I haven’t introduced him to you yet. Well, he’s with me. Luke, are you still asleep?

Luke: *appears behind MC* *rubbing his eyes a little* *yawns* No... I’m already awake.

MC: *smiles* Luke, meet Barbatos. 

Luke and Barbatos: *stared at each other* 

Barbatos: *smiles* Can I adopt you?

Luke: *face reddens* No. 

MC: Isn’t he adorable?

Barbatos: He is. He looks like he’s our son, don’t you agree? *chuckles*

Luke: I’m not! W-Well, I don’t mind MC being my parent, but not you!

Barbatos: I know how to bake sweets.

Luke: Really?

MC: Pft. 

Luke: I-I mean... I’m not interested!

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*In the Celestial Realm*

Raphael: *shaking Michael* *completely pissed off by him* You said that if we sent Luke, that would solve my problem.

Raphael: But no! It’s creating more problem!

Michael: Haha... I just made a suggestion. 

Raphael: You-!

Simeon: Raphael, if you worry that much, why don’t you go yourself? 

Raphael: *stops shaking Michael* *looks at Simeon*

Simeon: ...

Simeon: You have just realized?

Raphael: ...

Raphael: Yes. But what if father doesn’t allow me?

Theo: You can go, Raphael.

Raphael: F-Father!

Theo: *smiles* You have sent Luke even though he’s still on the lowest rank of angels. So I don’t see a problem if I send you too. 

Michael: Eh? So you already know that Raphael likes MC?

Theo: ...

Raphael: ...

Simeon: ...

Theo: Can you say that again?

Simeon: *face palm* Michael...

Michael: Oops. *laughs* 

MC: Barb, let me take care of the baby and go to sleep.

Barbatos: Oh no, dear. You need to rest well after the pregnancy.

MC: It has been a few weeks.

Barbatos: Rest for nine months.

MC: Barb.

Barbatos: *cradling their baby*

Barbatos: Dada will take care of you while Mama gains their strength. *smiles*

MC: ...

Diavolo: *laughs* Is that why you're here to cover his shift?

MC: Yes.

Diavolo: I'm sure he's going to be mad once he found out.

MC: I told him I am on a vacation—

Barbatos: Dear. *standing behind them*

Diavolo: ...

MC: ...

Diavolo: I tried to stop them. They didn't listen.

MC: What the—

Barbatos: I believe you and I will need to talk. *smiling*

MC who doesn’t know how to make babies:

Lucifer: Please tell me you’re joking.

MC: I am not.

Lucifer: *starts to undress* Alright. Let me give you a free tutorial.

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MC: Mammon, do you know how to make babies?

Mammon: *stutters* A-Are y-you a-asking me to make one?

MC: Oh… Are they hand-made?

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Levi: *acts high and mighty* I can teach you how MC!

MC: *confused*

Levi: *plays hentai where the protagonist is being groped by tentacles*

MC: …. I don’t have tentacles, Levi…

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Satan: Two people need to have sex.

MC: OK, got it.

Satan: Don’t you wanna know how sex works?

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Asmo: Darling! Haven’t they taught you Sex-Ed at school?!

MC: I was absent at that time and it was a Christian school.

Asmo: Okay. I’ll start with the basics. *flips open a magazine* And do some demonstrations. Oh! You’ll be the volunteer by the way.

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Beel: I just know how to cook and eat food, MC.

MC: It’s okay, Beel. Let’s just go to the kitchen and eat.

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Belphie: *tries not to laugh* Seriously? You don’t know?

MC: *sarcastic tone* Would I ask you if I do?

Belphie: *bites his lips* I would teach you how but you’ll be my test subject.

Ace and Deuce: *arguing again*

MC: You both just sharing a single motherfucking brain cell and yet you still have the audacity to fight.

Ace and Deuce: ...

Cater: *laughs*

Trey: So MC is the parent in their friend group.

Riddle: More like the parent of everyone to be honest.

How I spended my day during covid (my drawing is not that great so please don't judge it)

Vet!Yuu: So lions don't purr. They chuff to show friendliness and nuzzle to show affection. Unfortunately for Leona he can't control when he does this.

-Later-

Vet!Yuu: Hey Leona~ Happy to see me?

Leona:(chuffs) Goddammit! Go away!

Could we have more barbatos and Raphael crushing over celestial mc please✨🙏✨

MC: ...

Raphael: *frowns* 

MC: *laughs*

Raphael: I’m mad at you.

MC: Why?

Raphael: *crosses his arms* You said that Michael’s cupcake tasted better than mine.

MC: Yes. But you said that I need to judge fairly.

Raphael: *frowns even more*

MC: Raphael?

Raphael: What?

MC: Michael’s cupcake was better. But you’re still sweeter than him. *smiles*

Raphael: ...

Raphael: *turns around*

MC: Raphael?

Raphael: *blushing* I’m not joking around, MC.

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Barbatos and MC: *walking together side-by-side* 

MC: It’s a lovely day. 

Barbatos: Yes. Because you are walking here with me.

MC: *laughs* That’s some kind of compliment you have there, Barbatos.

Barbatos: *smiles* Do you think I’m just making up things?

MC: *looks at him and smiles* Maybe.

Barbatos: *stops walking*

MC: Barbatos?

Barbatos: What if I tell you...

Barbatos: That I can see a future between us?