Kid MC: *tugs On Malleus's Sleeve*

Yan Genshin Boys As Fathers.

Childe

There is nothing more important to Childe than family. He’s been obsessed with the idea of raising children with you for years at this point — it’s a fantasy that’s occupied his every waking thought. Childe is going to be very involved in your kid’s life. He’ll understand (to an extent) if you’re apprehensive of having him, a self-admitted “bad guy” with a penchant for bloodlust around your little one, but he’s not going anywhere. He wants to teach your kid everything he knows, including how to defend themselves when they’re old enough. However, he wouldn’t allow them anywhere near Delusions or any form of power that’d hurt them in the long run. He’s an easygoing father for the most part, offering encouragement and preferring to use positive reinforcement when he can. Has a difficult time saying no whenever your kid asks him for something. 

Diluc

Diluc still has a fair amount of unresolved issues with his father, and as a result, is wary of repeating the generational curses himself. He ends up being more distant in the earlier years of your child’s development. It doesn’t help that you more or less shoo him off when possible. He actually feels guilty that he wasn’t able to win you over by the time your child was born and worries for the day his own flesh and blood takes your side over his. You expected him to be overprotective of your child as he is with you, but it came as a surprise when Diluc was fine with letting the kid explore and learn from experience. He doesn’t want your child to grow up resenting him. The many enemies Diluc has made throughout his life remain in the forefront of his mind, yet that means he must prepare your child even more. He’ll take them to the side one day and make them promise to help him keep you safe. 

Kaeya

Kaeya tries to be more of a cool uncle than a dad. Letting your kid stay up past their bedtime, giving them sweets even if they didn’t eat all their vegetables, stuff like that. This is a detriment to your relationship even more since parenting is supposed to be a partnership — the two of you need to be on the same page and respect the rules established by each other. Kaeya always promises to do this whenever you bring this up, but never follows through. He’d rather you handle the “icky” parts of being a parent like dishing out consequences and making tough love decisions. The thought of his own child coming to dislike him for whatever reason hurts more than he cares to admit. That’s why he plays it so safe. 

Zhongli

You swore to Zhongli that you’d never need his help, that you could do this on your own, but once the mini Archons started running around and wreaking havoc… you didn’t have a choice but to rely on him some. Zhongli was just going to let you do your thing and intervene when he thought it was necessary, so it came as a pleasant surprise when you (begrudgingly) allowed him to take the father role to your children. His unmatched patience is perfect for dealing with them. He never raises his voice with them or loses his temper, and whenever there’s a dispute, he’ll come to a conclusion that keeps all parties happy. When he takes you and your child around Liyue for little informational field trips, he honestly couldn’t be any more content. Sure, you might have a strained relationship with him, but he figures you’ll start coming around. All he needs to do is continue waiting. 

Albedo

Albedo’s grateful for the time watching over Klee since he can utilize a lot of the same parental methods on his own child. He’s good with kids, knowing when to put his foot down and when to let them learn the natural consequences of life on their own. The facet of him that you weren’t expecting to see was his willingness to fulfill your child’s imaginative requests. If his kid were to ask for him to make a unicorn, he’ll be in the lab testing various alchemical procedures until he can do just that. Albedo taking kindly to fatherhood has ulterior motives as well — he wants to bring out your instincts to take care of your young. You should, in theory, start being forced to rely upon him more and perhaps even form a stronger bond in the process. If not for your sake, then surely, for the sake of your child. He’ll set himself up to be the sole provider so your dependence on him increases even more. 

Xiao

Xiao has extremely mixed feelings about the entire ordeal. The main problem he contends with is the nature of his karmic debt, he doesn’t know much about children, but he gets the feeling he shouldn’t risk harming your child by being in the vicinity while the curses of deceased gods weigh him down. If he isn’t around your kid though, then by extension, he can’t be around you. And he’s not having that. He’s probably going to try and convince you to hand your kid over to the Cloud Retainer or something like that. Xiao speaks to his kid like they’re a mini adult, using big words and asking them to do things beyond the capability of their age. He’ll look at your one-year-old and tell them to start cleaning up the mess they made with the expectation they’ll actually do it. Xiao mostly views your child as an extremely fragile creature that needs to be handled with the utmost care, whether they’re a toddler or teenager. 

Scaramouche

Every time he looks at your kid, he’s still in disbelief about the development, no matter how many years it’s been since they’ve come around. He struggles with being a father more than he’d care to admit. How is he supposed to present him? The polite, cordial façade that he uses with strangers, or his true abrasive self? Scaramouche ends up falling somewhere in the middle. He has a soft spot for kids, especially your child, but he’s still a strict parent. In theory. If they make puppy eyes and ask him for something, he’ll have a rough time saying no. Scaramouche is also like Kaeya where he allows you to handle the more daunting tasks of parenthood, although giving fitting punishments for misbehavior isn’t difficult for him. It’s more… dealing with the complex, emotional stuff that comes as your child ages. They can go to you for that. His advice when it comes to dealing with people is never helpful, since he just gets rid of humans he finds the mildest bit irritating. You don’t want your child offing all their friends over a harmless dispute, so you get to figure the solution for that one out on your own. 

Kazuha 

Kazuha is an absolute doting father. He somewhat views your children as a shot at redeeming himself in your eyes — if he can prove himself to be a capable dad, perhaps you’ll come to accept him as your husband. It almost hurts to see how much your kids take after their father. They speak highly of him at every instance, always asking when he’ll be back from his journey since he brings back neat trinkets. Kazuha is always waiting for the moment when you’ll come around and return his feelings. He’d rather not have to use your precious children as a guilt-tripping mechanism, yet that’s what ends up happening. They’ll start asking why you don’t like dad when dad so clearly loves you. Did he do something wrong? If he says sorry, will you forgive him, and everything will be okay? Kazuha doesn’t do anything obvious to encourage this behavior of your kid’s so you can’t call him out on it, but you always get the sense that things are going his way whenever this happens. 

How do you think ash would react when bella tells him she's pregnant? (Let's assume they are together, maybe married? Although i'm also curious if they aren't....)

If it’s before they’re married, it’s very much unplanned. Ash freaks out because, damnit, things are meant to be done in order for a reason! He immediately gets ready to marry her, unless she wants to get an abortion? He is not thinking at all about how that’s coming out and that’s he’s indirectly implying he would only marry her for the baby’s sake and that obviously causes an argument because Ashton is a foot in mouth master.

If they’re married, it was definitely planned, complete with a lot of convincing on Isabella’s side. Ash would want kids, but he wants more time with just the two of them first, so he’s kinda conflicted. On one hand; Isabella is ecstatic and he’ll gain a new family member; on the other, now he has to share with more people. He already has to share with Rebecca, Zach, Hannah, Marianne, some random rich bloke who lives in Ireland and sends Becca daisies regularly, Zach’s step kids, her six siblings and Kylie (My love for a Kylie/Isabella friendship is entirely @furornocturna’s fault). Despite this, he immediately takes some time off and books a plane down to the Philippines for the two of them so they can deliver her family the news in person.

Either way, when that kid is born he loves them from the bottom of his heart, but that doesn’t stop him from making it a competition over who can hog Isabella’s attention. Because, damnit, he had to work to get her to look at him the same way, but the kid??? Just shows up one day and she’s in love???? Not cool ;)

How I spended my day during covid (my drawing is not that great so please don't judge it)

“I saw a flash of light in my garden and now I have to take care of 22 magical highschoolers?!” The Isekai.

As that title implies, AU where it’s not yuu (or Onyx in my case lol) that gets isekaid into twisted wonderland, but instead the cast gets isekaid to OUR world! What’s the plot aside of the obvious shenanigans? I don’t know! I just made this up!!

Also like...feel free to share scenarios! I would love to talk more about this AU LOL

Heya! I just came up with an idea and I needed to share it! This isn't a request. So imagine this: Mc, the brothers, and the side characters (with or without Luke) are at Diavolo's castle playing truth or dare (Solomon and Asmo's idea) well after some drinks a a great mood Mc gets a dare and their smile fades, their dare is to tell everyone a secret: "They believe they are not worthy of love or deserve love, that they make people worse by being with them" (Not personal at all😅)

You realise the chaos you will raise if you say something like that?! Feeling unworthy of love?! IN THIS HOUSEHOLD?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Let me tell you exactly what will happen.

There is a long silence after you speak. You look and around you to see everyone looking wide- eyed and horrified.

Asmo is on the verge of tears as he's flung himself onto you.

"MC, is this because I said I'll never love you more than myself?! I TAKE IT BACK! I'LL GIVE YOU MY ALL! PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN!"

Mammon is next ripping Asmo off you and kneeling in front of you.

"Oi... All those times I called you stupid human and said I didn't like ya...I WAS ONLY JOKING OKAY?! I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THAT! I MEAN COME ON EVERYONE KNOWS I LOVE YA LIKE CRAZY!"

Levi is in panic mode. You are the one who convinced him to be more confident with himself and yet you're saying things like this!?

"ABSOLUTELY NOT! MC you're my best friend I won't let you talk about yourself like that!" He shakes you by the shoulders desperately.

Beel looks all sad and desolate. Belphie looks guilty as all hell. They both think they caused this somehow.

Prepare to get sandwiched between the twins as they lay their sorry heads on you. "MC, we're so sorry... you've helped us through so much, you're so kind, please don't feel this way. We're so sorry..."

Satan stares at you solemnly. He's Sherlocking the situation trying to find out what caused you to feel like this. Realizes you need to be rid of the misunderstanding first.

Takes you by the hand and kisses it, "You've done nothing but good ever since you've come here. You've tamed all the Avatars of Sin to be kinder. Noone deserves love more than you."

Solomon sneaks up beside you. He bumps his shoulder onto you to get your attention.

"You realise you're the only one who didn't think of me as shady and hold that against me? You're the only one I can trust here. What makes you think you're unworthy of love?"

Simeon is at your other side now. Putting a gentle hand on your back. He looks at you tenderly.

"I've seen grave sinners who rot now in hell say they deserve love. And you, who has earned love from all three realms, think you don't deserve it? Don't you see how ridiculous that it?"

Lucifer stands up suddenly, looking agitated. All his brothers are useless. And so are the rest. Only he can convince you. He tries to grab you.

"MC, come I'm taking you home. You're not thinking right. Clearly you need some time away from all this noise."

Diavolo intrudes. Replacing Lucifer's hand on you with his own. You've never seen him look so serious.

"You can leave now, Lucifer. In fact all of you can. MC is my guest and it's my responsibility to make sure they feel okay while they are here. Barbatos take MC up to my quarters. I shall go there shortly."

Barbatos smiles at you as you take his arm and walk upstairs. Outside Diavolo's room, he pauses and cups your face with his gloved hand.

"I've seen many pasts, presents and futures of all creation. And yet I've never heard a statement as untrue as that. If you don't deserve love, then no creature does."

....and here's me trying to angrily type this out. BECAUSE GODAMNIT YOU DESERVE ALL THE LOVE OKAY?!

Tell me who made you feel this way, I shall hunt them down to condemn them to a life time of finding slippery banana peels on their road wherever they go.

And if this is you causing yourself to think this - I will annoy you into accepting you're amazing and deserving of love, UNDERSTOOD?!

Blind MC: *gently touching Andrealphus's face to know his facial features*

Andrealphus: *feeling ticklish, but contains his laughter*

Blind MC: You are a handsome guy, Andrealphus.

Andrealphus: Hm? You are blind just like me. How would you know?

Blind MC: *smiles* Beelzebub told me.

Andrealphus: *chuckles*

Beelzebub: Those two are adorable whenever they're together.

Satan: But try to separate them and they work as killing machines.

Mammon: Precisely.

I finally got him!! 🥺 My favourite fox boy 🦊＼(^o^)／Nari came home (´；ω；｀)ﾌﾞﾜｯ

🙏Plz🙏

More housewife!mc

🙏Plz🙏

*In the market*

Asmo: MC? Why don’t we buy this radish? It’s big. It’s fresh. Perfect for-

MC: *clips his lips with their fingers* We’re looking for fruits.

Asmo: *gets a banana and puts it in the basket* 

MC: Let’s keep going.

Asmo: Bananas can be alternative too.

MC: Do you want me to send you flying?

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Belphie: *whining* MC~! Please give me my pillow already!

MC: I’m not done stitching it!

Belphie: But it’s my favorite pillow!

MC: Find another pillow you can use!

Belphie: *pouts* Okay. I’ll just have your lap instead.

MC: ...

MC: *frowns* You spoiled brat.

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Lucifer: MC, I want you to do something.

MC: What?

Lucifer: Wear this apron and stand on the doorway. 

MC: *confused* Okay.

Lucifer: *gets out* *then knocks on the door* *enters* I’m here.

MC: *by instinct* Welcome home.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: *laughs* 

MC: *raises an eyebrow* What?

Simeon and Solomon: *chuckles*

Simeon: I shouldn't have asked Luke to wake them up.

Solomon: Oh come on. Let Luke have his fun. He's been waiting for this.

Luke: *snuggling against MC, sharing with their blanket*

Barbatos: *enters the room* What's taking you so lon— Oh. *smiles*

Simeon: Can the breakfast wait?

Barbatos: Absolutely. Young master can starve for a few minutes.

Solomon: That's bad. *chuckles*

Luke: *rubbing the drowsiness from his eyes*

Luke: I'm sorry for being late... MC won't wake up.

Diavolo: Oh? *amused face*

MC: I don't remember being woken up.

Simeon: I agree. Luke, I think you went straight ahead and sleep with them.

Luke: But I really tried...

MC: That's enough now. We're already late for school. Not that it matters because the demon prince is here.

Diavolo: *laughs* Is this power-tripping?

MC: Sure does. *laughs with him*

MC: Anyway, has anyone seen my phone?

Solomon: I think Barbatos is keeping it?

Barbatos: I have to. The brothers won't stop texting you, begging you to come back.

MC: *sigh* I'll come back to them after a year. That's the deal you have with them, right?

Luke: Just a year? I thought you will live with us permanently.

Diavolo: All hell will break loose if they do that.

Simeon: *laughs* Let's just enjoy this year together.

Helios is going to have.. An interesting reaction to the creator being back

What would he do if he heard rumors of an imposter, though?

I'm definitely going to write about his reunion with his beloved god someday <3

Helios is no stranger to people claiming to be his god, he's seen it countless times over the countless eons he's lived. He has better things to do than involve himself with idiot mortals and their issues. He'll just mark it down in his journal as a rumor (since he's not too bothered to confirm the information) that occurred at the time.

Sadly for imposter au, this means he's not going to hunt you down on first mention and figure everything out.

Now, should the rumor persist, he may actually see it as something worth recording. He'd start with wherever they'd turned up first and seek out the truth, which means he's not going to take whatever's said at face value, he'll use his powers to look into the past itself if he has to.

If it's a true imposter, his interest in them will end there. He'll only continue to record their story due to the significance it has to the people of Teyvat, seeing as it's the hot story of the time. Best an objective view remains among the hatred and fearmongering.

If the imposter really is innocent, his interest will tinge with pity for the poor soul who'd been branded for the face they were born with, again, something he'd seen many times in other worlds. A shame that he couldn't feel your aura through the magic. He'll trace their steps through their journey, feeling sorry enough for them that he'll record their legacy. Perhaps, if it is read in the future, it might save another.

Now, Helios can travel anywhere in an instance, though he usually prefers to go on foot. But, with a job to do, he'll teleport at least a few times. Match that with the fact the "imposter" has to hide, he'll eventually catch up.

He has no intention to speak with an ordinary mortal, true imposter or not. But if it's you? Your imposter au is over! yay!

Helios will immediately take you away from Teyvat to the twins' abode (your original home) where you'll be safe, have company, and be able to regain your powers and memories at your leisure. Whatever you want, you'll have.

And you'll have a fancy and comfortable seat to watch Teyvat's slow destruction for their sins.

and if there's an imposter ruling teyvat, he doesn't give a shit about them or their followers & will just write it down as another reason that teyvat sucks and they should just ditch the entire planet.