Iii. Actor AU | Bloopers/Gag Reel

How does fluffy Lucario look after a bath? Does he become big ball of floof, or just a bit fuzzier?

decently puffy

no thoughts only giving the kids headpats :)

Ace and Deuce: *checking if MC is still sober to talk to*

Ace: How many fingers?

MC: *holds his hand and touches his fingers* ...Four.

Ace: Good. You're not that drunk.

Deuce: Why did you even drink? And who gave you alcohol?!

MC: I was... feeling sad. *sniffles* *cries*

Ace: Aish- Why were you sad?

MC: I don't want to go back... You idiots are not there...

Ace and Deuce: ...

Ace and Deuce: *both are tearing up*

Ace: Fuck-!

Deuce: Th-Then just stay here with us- *his voice cracked*

*the three just cried altogether*

sakura💖💖💖

Blind MC: *gently touching Andrealphus's face to know his facial features*

Andrealphus: *feeling ticklish, but contains his laughter*

Blind MC: You are a handsome guy, Andrealphus.

Andrealphus: Hm? You are blind just like me. How would you know?

Blind MC: *smiles* Beelzebub told me.

Andrealphus: *chuckles*

Beelzebub: Those two are adorable whenever they're together.

Satan: But try to separate them and they work as killing machines.

Mammon: Precisely.

hello! i just read your mash fic and i wanna request a mash x (preferably fem) reader oneshot if thats ok with you. maybe something simple like the reader has known mash since childhood and is confessing to him (first kiss too??).

thanks <3

TAGS: Mash Burnedead/Fem!Reader

It's still a bit weird to me seeing how much traction my smol mash/reader drabble is getting even until now, but it's very much appreciated HAHAHA Also, sorry for taking so long to get to this and hope you like it!

"I love you, Mash."

Mash stared down at you without blinking, only making your already overwhelming anxiety practically skyrocket. You could feel how clammy your hands were as you clutched at the hem of your shirt, every molecule in your body screaming at you to run away and hide your face forever yet at the same time you were frozen in place.

"I shouldn't have said anything," you thought to yourself, biting your lower lip as regret swirled within you. Why did you even think doing this was a good idea?

While childhood friends falling in love and getting together isn't anything new in both real life and within the pages of your romance novels, it didn't guarantee that your own childhood friend would happily reciprocate your feelings and live happily ever after with you.

Because why would he?

Even if he didn't have an ounce of magic flowing through his veins, Mash was handsome, honest, and even if it might not seem like it at first, he had a heart of gold that cared for and protected his loved ones fiercely.

Meanwhile, you were just...you.

"Maybe I should tell him that I was just joking--"

"I love you too."

You don't get the chance to run away when Mash's toned arms wrap around your waist to pull you into a tight embrace. You were so close that could smell the faint scent of soap on his skin, fresh from a shower after his daily workout.

"I was planning on telling you before we started school, but...you beat me to the punch."

His statement drained out all the anxiety and fear that'd been brewing inside, leaving only warmth as the meaning of his words registered in your mind.

"Mash...you big dummy!" You laughed, an honest and unrestrained laugh as you realized that all your fears were for nothing.

Despite wearing his usual deadpan expression, you could pick out a certain softness in his gaze as he stared deeply into your own eyes. It feels like you're falling in love with him all over again when he looks at you like this. Your cheeks lit up at the attention.

"I'm gonna kiss you if you keep acting so cute, creampuff," stated Mash, voice lowering into what you could only describe as a husky purr.

His lips are so close now that if you so much as tilt your head, your lips would inevitably meet. Your heart throbbed at the mere thought.

"And what if I want you to kiss me...?"

Mash doesn't waste another second.

It becomes only just the first of many more kisses to come.

MC: Barb, let me take care of the baby and go to sleep.

Barbatos: Oh no, dear. You need to rest well after the pregnancy.

MC: It has been a few weeks.

Barbatos: Rest for nine months.

MC: Barb.

Barbatos: *cradling their baby*

Barbatos: Dada will take care of you while Mama gains their strength. *smiles*

MC: ...

Diavolo: *laughs* Is that why you're here to cover his shift?

MC: Yes.

Diavolo: I'm sure he's going to be mad once he found out.

MC: I told him I am on a vacation—

Barbatos: Dear. *standing behind them*

Diavolo: ...

MC: ...

Diavolo: I tried to stop them. They didn't listen.

MC: What the—

Barbatos: I believe you and I will need to talk. *smiling*

MC: *trying to make their way by feeling up the walls with their hands* *being careful for any bumps or cracks on the floor*

Cerberus: *watches them in confusion*

MC: *sigh* If there's only a way to know that I'm going the right way.

Cerberus: Ruff.

MC: ...

Cerberus: Ruff?

MC: Oh. Aren't you the dog earlier? Cerberus isn't? *slowly turns to where they heard him*

Cerberus: *comes closer to them* *letting them touch one of his heads*

MC: *sigh in relief* Thank goodness...

Cerberus: *growls* *then snorts*

MC: Is it okay if you guide me back to the hallway?

Cerberus: *grumbles as a response*

MC: *smiles* Thank you. I really appreciate your help—

Cerberus: *picking them up by the scruff of their shirt and throwing them on his back*

MC: *feels their heart dropped for a second, not until they felt his smooth fur*

Cerberus: *continues to grumble while he slowly walks*

MC: ...

MC: *soft chuckles* Thank you for your consideration, Cerberus.

Cerberus: *proudly raised his head*

Simeon and Solomon: *chuckles*

Simeon: I shouldn't have asked Luke to wake them up.

Solomon: Oh come on. Let Luke have his fun. He's been waiting for this.

Luke: *snuggling against MC, sharing with their blanket*

Barbatos: *enters the room* What's taking you so lon— Oh. *smiles*

Simeon: Can the breakfast wait?

Barbatos: Absolutely. Young master can starve for a few minutes.

Solomon: That's bad. *chuckles*

Luke: *rubbing the drowsiness from his eyes*

Luke: I'm sorry for being late... MC won't wake up.

Diavolo: Oh? *amused face*

MC: I don't remember being woken up.

Simeon: I agree. Luke, I think you went straight ahead and sleep with them.

Luke: But I really tried...

MC: That's enough now. We're already late for school. Not that it matters because the demon prince is here.

Diavolo: *laughs* Is this power-tripping?

MC: Sure does. *laughs with him*

MC: Anyway, has anyone seen my phone?

Solomon: I think Barbatos is keeping it?

Barbatos: I have to. The brothers won't stop texting you, begging you to come back.

MC: *sigh* I'll come back to them after a year. That's the deal you have with them, right?

Luke: Just a year? I thought you will live with us permanently.

Diavolo: All hell will break loose if they do that.

Simeon: *laughs* Let's just enjoy this year together.

MC and Epel: *feeling both embarrassed*

MC: *has accidentally called Trey "Dad"*

Epel: *the same thing with him, has called Vil "Mama"*

Trey: *laughing*

Vil: *clearly not amused by it*

Vil: Do I look like a mother to you? Huh, Epel?

Epel: *mutters* You act like one-

Vil: *frowns*

Trey: How about you, MC? Why did you call me "Dad"?

MC: My dad's kind. And I miss him.

Trey: Aww~. Come here. *gives them a hug*

Epel: Tch. Unfair.

Vil: Did you say something, Epel?

Epel: N-Nothing, sir!